Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments
I'm drunk on a work night.
Jerod Evans has been infused with Michael Brewer's DNA.
Brendan Motley you magnificent fucking bastard I love you.
LIT LIKE THE FUCKING FOURTH OF JULY!!!
PAT NARDUZZI CAN EAT AN ENTIRE BAG OF DICKS.
Pitt is trying really, really hard to happen.
This is what you get for being inconsiderate enough to be born during football season. I hope you've learned your lesson.
Here's hoping we take the scoreboard to 50.
shenaniganry
You're a Hokies fan. You've been prepping for this your whole life.
Are we going to get into some shit for this in terms of a recruiting violation?
I just don't know about Schwarber going from the Arizona Fall League to the frickin World Series. I can't imagine what a major league slider looks like after five months away.
Also, can we just let the DH bat for Heyward and take our chances with the pitcher at the plate?
And this happens about eighty times a game.
Scot Loeffler is to cds7c as Rich Rodriguez is to Hokie Fireman.
That's like arguing if you'd rather have herpes or chlamydia.
I'm personally more concerned about the prospect of making the ACCCG, losing to Clemson and the Orange Bowl taking Louisville over us. I see that as a far more likely scenario.
Rick's kill count was definitely higher. But Negan isn't interested in revenge. He's built an empire by conquering would-be aggressors. How many of those guys standing around in the background were at one point following another leader that Negan brained?
Negan isn't about protecting what's his, he's about making you give him what's yours, in perpetuity. Rick was killing Negan's men to liberate the Hilltop, so they could be bartering partners. Negan just said fuck bartering and made the entire population of Alexandria his slaves.
Rick is ruthless. Negan is evil.
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# | With A Historically Challenging Venue Looming After a Big ACC Win, Hokies Aiming to Avoid Deja Vu Bud is a fucking Cardinals fan???
I get where you're coming from, but I feel like this season has been an exercise in moving the goalposts. Just about every game, someone says, "I think we'll know a lot more about this team after this game."
Personally, I've seen enough to form an opinion on the Fuente-era Hokies. We're a good team, with the potential to be great, that will rely on both offense and defense to win games. On a day where either struggles, we will face the very real possibility of a loss to any team we face. The offense cannot function without playmakers, but we don't necessarily need blue chip recruits to run it. And the defense will always look better when the offense lets them play with a lead. As long as the offense is functioning, the big play breakdowns that the defense still surrenders won't cost us games.
The comics feel the same way, only worse, IMO. The story doesn't seem to be moving toward any sort of resolution. I get the artistic merit of an open-ended story, but those inevitably lose steam and peter out eventually. Any open-ended alt-reality series eventually just becomes a soap opera in another dimension.
Does Bud coach Mook at all? Seems like the whippleback would need time with both Bud and Mitchell for all he's asked to do.
And the rest of the Pitt staff can't help but wonder if peanut butter was in any way involved in the origin of that nickname.
Pizza without sauce? That's almost as bad as a pizza without cheese.
I wonder why...
BOWL ELIGIBLE IN OCTOBER, BITCHES!!!