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thanks ya'll but he's not my type
You share an office with Scottie Montgomery.
Because of a childhood accident involving jelly beans and a straw, Scottie Montgomery has no sense of smell.
Apparently, Scottie Montgomery stepped in dog shit at lunch.
^^^^^what he said.
You can't be "not good in coverage" and be a starting safety for an NFL team. Period.
When driving in Florida be prepared for anyone in any lane going any direction to suddenly turn across your lane.
Bonus story about Florida driving: my great uncle was giving my dad a ride to his country club and turned the wrong way down a divided road. The people wer swiving and honking at him, and my great uncle's response was "Everyone here knows me, see? They love me around here!"
Scottie Montgomery uses collect calling when he wants to chat with his friends and family.
More like Legolas is the JUGS. Rickon, on the other hand, could have used the time on the JUGS
Scottie isn't sure how he feels about working at Eastern Carolina. Being a pirate causes him all sorts of angst. I mean, you wouldn't download a car would you?

Someone used that gif on another one of my posts, and had to recycle here
wouldn't it be sweet if you did both?
I think that's what this team's identity is. Offensively we want to score every time we're on the field. We control the tempo. It's important to emphasize this because we will push the tempo at times and we will slow it down at times. It's very subjective and the coaches make the call there. Defensively we play an aggressive shut down D where we focus first on stopping the run and force the QB to make low percentage plays. This leads to mistakes and, hopefully, turnovers. We can control field position, tempo, and score.
So we're agreed that Legolas needs to spend some time on the JUGS
If true, that explains so much.
Also, if that^ is the next evolution of the 'pussy touchdowns' concept...I'm cool with it.
He's really gonna hit 360 degrees as he spins around on strike three.
This nickname is Beard approved
awesome. I was going to put together a template with white cards so you could overlay text and still get the broken up effect, but...I decided that would take way too long. I like your take on it as an alternative.
There is a bus from Chicago, it's being run from the VT Alumni Chapter of Chicago.
Edit: Should read all comments before posting...
Scottie Montgomery holds mandatory meetings in hotel hallways at 5:00 in the morning so he can pump up the team.
Of course a 54-10 win is great. But a team like UNC has the same offensive mindset that everyone is giddy about -- and that has been an exercise in frustration for them over the last 3 or 4 seasons as often or more than it hasn't. GT may have a different scheme, but they also have this mindset - when it works, it works great. But when it doesn't...
I've watched games where the winning team scored 17 points and the outcome was never in doubt. And I've watched games where the winning team scored in the 40's and the final outcome came down to whoever had the ball last.
In the end, you just need more points than the opponent. It doesn't matter whether you do that by trying to control field position and put the opponent in unfavorable conditions to score more often than you or whether you simply try to be first to the finish line and score more than they can. Both can work if you execute the game plan and both can fail if you don't.
And still a better photoshop than UVa's attempt

Scottie Montgomery thinks Tebow's gonna hit .360 for the Mets in 2017.
On the play I highlighted, I thought the timing was off on Hodges route. Pass protection in the rare instance where the O has been in third and long hasn't been great. And Evans just looks more comfortable throwing off of run action than in drop back passing.
UVA did one for the Richmond game (their last home game):

second leading rusher so far...
Yep- if for whatever reason Rogers is covered, Evans could have throw to Deablo at the back pylon.
thank you

I want this...badly. Can you imagine a pick 6 and he does that? Holy shit I may fall from the upperdeck I'd be so pumped.