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Don't hit anyone with a football and you are good to go.
You're killing me Smalls!
September 8th, 2015 8AM
Rrrrrrrrrinnggg!: Texas Tech Football, Kliff Kingsbury speaking...
MB: Hey Coach, Michael Brewer here
KK: Hey Michael, how's it going?
MB: Ohio State.. 2-0 Bro! "click"
HA! This made my day.
That's the great thing about weissbier - they're so much cheaper to make than IPAs. I'm still going to keep making IPAs (Red IPA is in the fermenter), but weissbier is the way to go for a party or tailgate.
I want to hear the rest of this story.
Someone above mentioned a cat nap. Napping is key. Pace your alcohol intake and your energy output. Relax and have a nap at some point. You'll wake up refreshed and ready for the home stretch of drinking and screaming!
Also sunscreen.
PBR just leaves the worst aftertaste in my mouth. Its like i've been chewing on aluminum foil for 3 hours
If you're looking for a clone of one of the best IPAs in the world, here is the official clone of Pliny the Elder. This beer is killer, but you need to drink it within a couple weeks of bottling before the hop flavors fade. I made this twice. My parents entered it into a competition (which I thought was cheap since it wasn't my recipe) and it won the Imperial IPA category despite being only 7.5% (I got poor mash efficiency).
I've been known to partake in a banquet beer from time to time.
SUM doesn't think any joke ending with a Uranus punchline is funny.

Turn the volume to 11... and then engage vibration
Great show. Cancelled before its time.
Ted: "Employees must now use offensive or insulting language in the workplace." This has to be a mistake. Why would the company want us to swear at each other?
Veronica: Well, maybe they're trying to make the people at work seem more like a real family, Butt-Munch. Yeah this is going to be good.
Linda: Like everything the company does to us, it's gotta be about money. Maybe when someone's called a "lazy sack of crap," they work harder so they can just be a "sack of crap."
Ted: Oh, this is gonna be a problem. People here follow memos. Especially since that memo came out saying people have to follow memos.
The white guy finds he is really bad at insults so he studies other people's insults until he can make a formula for it.
Sir Urban told Joe Theismann to break a leg before a game against the Giants.
Sir Urban Meyer thought Jar Jar Binks was a great addition to the Star Wars franchise.
That would be like saying LOLUVA is in Richmond.
What is this from?
With my limited backward reading skills, I see:
Physical Feature = Genitalia(Male, Female, Animal?) + (-bag, -wipe, -muncher)
JT better set his phone to vibrate to get the full Lane Stadium experience.
This is why I think the replay system needs to be overhauled. Two video replay officials, kept separate with no communication with each other. Both send their signal down to the head referee. If the two signals disagree, it wasn't indisputable. If they do agree, overturn. Shouldn't be left to one person to determine it.
Sir Urban was OK with Pluto being stripped of planetary status.

SUM doesn't acknowledge people that hold the door for him
WHERE'S DICK VITALE, BAAABBYYYYY??
wow, I really hope that's a russian dashboard cam and not NOVA

This is a tough one. My first thought was Westvleteren 12, but this Belgian beer is more difficult to get in the US. I'd probably trade a Founders KBS for it right now. I have 6 of them, so that's a done deal. I'd also trade a Russian River (Pliny, Consecration, Supplication, you name it) if I had a couple. I'd consider trading a CBS if I had one of those, too.