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that's the most tkp thing ever
Uptvoted in response to downvote. Not sure anything said here constitutes an offensive statement. Perhaps inaccurate, studies prove inconclusive at best, but not offensive.
dude that is just. . . no
OK, if they don't let you in, don't get upset and do this:
I think we need something like this there (I know this could be figured out into a large cushion area or something):
The Hokie Mascot could launch the other team mascot before every game...
New Theme Song?

for some reason I taught my daughter to say "hello mcfly" when she knocks on a door. I don't know why but I find it absolutely hilarious.
well, guys certainly act like they're hurt against spreads.
Its things like this that make me love TKP.
To everybody that is against this. Think of how tough this would be for London to comprehend. The poor guy struggles with three timeouts. He would probably resign if he was given the responsibility of a fourth, and we definitely don't want that.
yes, one would think that..but I believe Cavaliers live by the age old adage
"If LOLUVA loses a football game, but no one is there to see it, did they really lose?"
so they don't actually know how to take an L because, as far as they're concerned, they don't even have a football team
I wasn't aware they had fans
Kind of like:
"Kam Chancellor Got Paid"
Gah you beat me to it. This is glorious
What exactly is a three tight end set? Is that two actual tight ends with a wing back? What do you do in such sets, run plays similar to the single wing?
Rutgers is joining the Big Ten this summer...
The only one I disagree with is #4. Let's put all animals on treadmills. Even goldfish.
One day we will retire a jersey for the boxing glove on a stick. It will hang right there next to the horse on the treadmill's jersey, as well as the hashtag for chapping wood.
My lasting memory will always be him getting double trucked.
In case anyone is unaware:
Sugar Free Gummi Bears
Make sure you check out the lowest ratings.
- 100% More Lane Stadium
- 100% Less Not Lane Stadium
- 100% More videos of the Horse on a Treadmill
- 100% Less Aquarium Dog videos
- 100% More Maroon
- 100% Less Helmet Designs
- 100% More Fullers
- 100% Less injuries
- 100% More Interceptions
- 100% Less not interceptions
Obviously some of these goals are not attainable.
My literal reaction once I saw this:

It's not. Joe from The Key Play is.


Everything you presented is spot on. Ideally I would love for us to be in man to man coverage on defense but we don't have the team for it this year. Will it make using it next year harder? Absolutely my biggest concern at this point is keeping the returning players healthy enough to be on the floor next year, especially Devin. The 2-3 definitely is the basketball equivalent of "I dare you" and is not effective against teams with good ball handlers and outside shooters.
I don't agree with JJ's decision to run slow possessions on the offensive end although I understand what its based in. I would prefer to see us taking advantage of what the opponents give us. If a 15 footer is there don't shoot a three. If a 3 footer is there ( all day against Maryland) don't throw up awful jump shots.
I also agree that if we don't have a winning record in OOC games and at least .500 record in the ACC next year JJ has to go. When I refer to the last seven games as being why JJ is getting to stay I am approaching it from the view if we had continued the rest of the season to lose by 20 plus over those seven games I think Whit would have been forced to replace him. I am not really a fan of JJ but also am realistic. Just look at my writeup about other coaching candidates. I am all in favor of Whit going to get one of them right now if he can pull it off. I just think that when it comes down to it Whit will have higher priorities this spring in fundraising to deal with a coaching search.