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The first rule of TKP is you do not mention the backup QB.
ESPN says he sat out with a concussion.
Why did Ben not play?
I had no clue!!! That's quality shit right there.
Is it even remotely close to the same show anymore?
Softball too, beating Team USA. Also track (both indoor and outdoor) and cross-country are always winning, thus why they're out on Worsham Field on a regular basis for recognition on Saturdays.
Btw guys, turkey legs are actually emu legs. Seriously.
YES. My dad has it hanging in his man cave. I'll grab a pic for you when I get home tomorrow!
Your town is colder, your campus bleak
It hardens our hearts against the cruel world, leaving us incapable of feeling pain.
your academics inferior
Median salary upon graduation, bro.
your fans trashier
Lack of bowties, ascots, and monocles does not define us as trashy.
your football alums an embarrassment
Say that to their faces.
your women uglier
Clearly your wig is impeding your view.
and most every other team sport a doormat.
Our wrestling, volleyball, women's soccer, and baseball teams would like to have a word.
TIL: Inside Edition is still on the air...

Most Hoos have NO heart, they lack passion and we will witness mass exodus of scott stadium and it will be our HOUSE! OUR HOUSE! Kind of feel sorry for the few semi devoted U of VA fans. Soooooo SAD!
I went over there about this time.
I couldn't get through the brutal VPI, insults, because those are... Ya know. Relevant.
Here's my version.
VPI = beat you ten in a row.
I cheated.
Shane played the interview to the team to show them what was said lol. But there has been a lot of trash talk from VT players this wk including logan. So I hope he and the rest of the team are prepared to walk the walk to
Note: "the french", not 'our French'.
Thanks for the correction!
Hmm for having such superior intellect out there in Charlottesville, they sure don't show it. "Let's stir up the locker room of the team that's kicked our cans up and down the field for the past decade. VT really must not know we have 2 whole wins this year. 2 wins, I tell you!!"
EDIT: Oh dear God, some how I thought the Hoos had three wins. I'm just as bad at keeping track of UVA's wins as Time Cop is at keeping track of his time outs. Please forgive me.
I want the french beaten so badly that when the game is over, they have to throw away their equipment.
In my head, every post on there sounds like Thurston Howell from Gilligans Island.
I upvoted you to make you feel better. No sense being sad during rivalry week.
Damn, now I'm the one with fat fingers. Sorry for the downvote
These players really want to smash UVA until they can't be smashed anymore. I love it.
Haha.
Imitation is the best form of complimenting.

If he doesn't get it I will. My uncle has it on his guitar case.