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This one was new to me. I'm going to have to share this with some of my friends. Great joke!
Love these posts....just one thing...
That one guy from Dave Matthews Band and dear God I would probably cut off a finger if it would guarantee I'd never hear a song from that band again.
Sorry but DMB is awesome...especially live. Anyhoo....LETS GO HOKIES!!!!!!!
Blue Devils (cover)
Roll Tide
Tigers
Aggies
Bruins
Sun Devils
aahhhhh I can't wait for the epic quotes after the game!!!!!! It's going to be a great one, after hibernating all day Friday I will wake up in bed put on..but not watch the duke game and then bamm 3'oclock doomsday will have begun!
I will also make sure to drop my kids off at Exum Day Care since there will be some harsh words used from 3pm-3pm the next day
On a tour of Virginia, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in his Pope mobile. Suddenly he noticed a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a UVA jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing VT jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious UVA fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. I give you my blessings for your brave actions, he told them. I heard that there was some bitter hatred between UVA and VT fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies Who was that?
It was the Pope, one replied. He is in direct contact with God and has all of Gods wisdom.
Well, the harpooner said, he may have access to Gods wisdom, but he doesnt know squat about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?
This one is my favorite so far this week, "Yeah, I know about the whole Thomas Jefferson thing, but we are talking football and I mean really, Thomas Jefferson, this is football we are talking. Who cares when your team and your fans suck so bad?"
Happy Thanksgiving... I'm hoping to spend next week Saturday in frigid, rainy Charlotte.
North Carolina - They are on a roll right now
Alabama - Saban is going to assert dominance
Clemson - Dabo finally gets a rivalry win before Morris goes to Florida
Texas A&M - Johnny Football's last moment to intrigue Heisman voters
USC - Going to be hard for USC AD to make right decision and not hire Coach O
Arizona - RichRod has some momentum going for him and 2nd best RB in the nation
North Carolina
Auburn
Clemson
Mizzouri
USC
Arizona STATE
Heels
Tide
Cocks
Zzou
Condoms
Zona
Duke +6.5
Alabama -10.5
South Carolina -5.5
Texas A&M +4.5
UCLA +3.5
Arizona State -12.5
UNC
Bama
Clemson
Mizzou
USC
Arizona
Try the French. (Not TKP's French...)
Maybe Jefferson stole that from them too along with his "architecture".
If I had imgur at work I would have posted an image of an alot
Too cute Horse!!
HOKIES>fighting Froofroos
The HATE is on...
Duke
Auburn
Clemson
aTm
USCw
Arizona
I see 'alot' quite a bit but I don't remember ever seeing 'allot'
that's a new one
edit: they're both wrong, by the way
This is genius in it's simplicity. I like it!
I would love to see Bud walk up to their OC after the game (a Hokie victory) and state simply, "You were saying?"
http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/july/24/community-guidelines
Second-to-last bullet point. Please avoid using terms like "gay" as slurs as some people are rightly offended. We try to keep the discourse civil and polite.
Screw that! We let him have it before, during and after...and for the rest of his life.
I'll be lucky to get my picks in this week since I'll be travelling..also, it might be tough to explain all of those cheerleader pics on my computer to my girlfriend..but I'll do the best I can to get them done before the games begin!
Safe travels and Happy Thanksgiving everyone
UNC
Bama
Clemson
Mizzou
USC
Arizona
And of course #HOKIES4DECADEOFDOMINANCE
Maybe London will call a timeout and let Fairchild think about what he's done to piss off our team so bad. Maybe not, maybe he will hold on to all 3 of them.