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Give him a turkey leg at least! I sure did.
AJ McCarron helped his uncle jack off a horse.
Because at Bama "the value of capital letters" is a graduate level course (helped his Uncle Jack off a horse).
Comment removed due to my lack of scrolling skillz. Sorry.
Weaver fired this guy...SERIOUSLY??!! See above for reason enough to keep him until they have daughters who graduate!!!
AJ McCarron once fell off his horse during the team entrance.
I certainly enjoyed watching the Greenberg daughters grow up

I've been the proud owner of the Cleveland Steamers for the better part of a decade. It lets me come up with team slogans every year like "Sh!tt!ng on the competition" or "It's all fun & games 'til we hit you in the chest."
And pushes all the buttons when getting off the elevator
Curt Newsome, you're drunk, go back to JMU
I heard hes the guy who poops at parties and doesnt flush. As well as pees while the seat is down
If we can't run the ball, the game will be over quick. I'm a huge supporter of Logan for many reasons, but his capabilities to gain yards are something else. I expect to see him in tuck-and-run mode many times Saturday night, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. What I do hope is he doesn't get too beat up. The offense will need to be reliable in helping him out, and all play-makers need to PROTECT THE BALL! If the defense and special teams can give our offense a decent field position throughout the game, that's a huge boost to morale. We do this, we will keep the defense [reasonably] rested, and we definitely have a good chance of pulling off the upset of all upsets (and I'll be kicking myself for not being there in person!). #foldtidefold
Ron Mexico
hilarious. i work from home, so everything is SFW
Cooper Clux Clan
Glennon blames AJ McCarron
AJ McCarron watches Lifetime Channel movies.
AJ McCarron lets Katherine drive.
Okay...back to work.
Drafted DW in the 5th round. Got Jeered by my buddies when I placed the sticker on the draft board. Looked up at the big screen as he busted that 85 YD TD. Bros got quiet....and I pimped birds up quietly back to my seat. BAM
I honestly think we can beat Alabama. The way the game gets broken down into smaller goals it can be won. You are not going to stop them, that is a reality. But you can limit them. You can limit points off turnovers. Starting position on Kick offs, getting them off the field. No penalties to extend drives. Things we did last year that KILLED US.
If our D can stop their push on 2nd and 3rd and short we stand a chance. They will run it. I am fine with Mr. Heisman trying to beat us in the sky. Just like USC 9 years ago (I feel old), we will be overlooked and I am fine with that. Let them look to A&M. Coach Foster and Wiles will Dial something up and hit you in the mouth.
Where is my $14 turkey leg? Lane is kidding with that
NOOOOO!!!!!!
SAM ROGERS DRINKS THOSE TEARS...CRY, BABY, CRY!
David Wilson's Backflips.
Over the DWAYNE BOWE
Caught Red Hernandez


My turkey legs are free. Welcome to TKP.