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...all the better when they get punched to start the game. This team will be anything but soft. They may not be pretty and may not win, but they will play hard and they will beat Bama up.
Buckle your seat belts ladies and gentlemen, we are in for some vintage Tech football.
He cried during Titanic too. That North Atlantic will get after ya'.
One of the favorites I've seen recently is Demaryius Targaryen
In my Hokie fan league, I'm Centaurrian Grey. In other leagues this year I'm Bristol's Pistols.
I abandoned my favorite from last year, I Pitta Da Fool, after Pitta got hurt this year.
It's Tammy PAWWWWWWWWL
Agreed. Having been taught nothing of value makes it easier for Grimes to wipe the slate clean and start over. That's the ONLY good thing about our previous OL coaching.
Horse, just be careful you don't use Wang to poke at our former coaches. He's sensitive.
There's a concern at nearly every position on the field. Can our OL do anything? Will the DL be the one from the beginning or end of the year? Will the 2 Fr. corners that are going to start be able to handle it? What are we going to do about the Whip? And so on and so on.
I say fuck it. Bama has questions too and everyone's answer is that "they have 5* to step up next". Well good for them, but that means nothing once they are on the field. You can spend your life worrying about everything or you can go out and just fucking do it.
Lot of hating on the Hokies today on his show, and they're saying that Bama only scheduled the Hokies because we're a "soft" team. Please, please let me get through the hotline!!!
I would cry too if I had a tattoo like that
Benedict had to drop weight because his feet were too slow to play Guard. How would he be quick enough to play Tackle against elite pass rushers? Benedict was one of our better interior linemen last year but it is a different scheme, we aren't man blocking anymore. The first step is so critical now and if he is slow with it then he will be ineffective.
AJ McCarron cries during football games.

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I love this.
AJ McCarron says "Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!" for like 5 minutes anytime Hodor comes on and you always have to go back and see what you missed because you couldn't hear over AJ being such a d bag.
Best I've heard is "Dadi Issues" on the JD Howell show....
AJ McCarron returns rental cars with the gas tank empty.
The joke was actually that the previous staff hadn't taught them anything, so there was nothing to forget, and anything they had learned would have been something not worthy of remembrance anyway.
I make no secret of the fact that I know little to nothing about actual football. But I loooove poking at our former coaches.
Then he takes it to the second floor
AJ McCarron gets on the elevator as soon as the doors open and before the people on it can get off
My personal favorite as of recently is "Jacquizz in my pants"
The Greyest Show on Earth. BOOM
However for it to work, you need either all the oldest players at each position, or Kurt Warner. One of the two.
My point is this starting 5 has hardly a live snap together, some no snaps individually, especially competitvely, so I see the group being fluid. I believe there is a lot to learn yet about personnel. Practice is different than game day....A lot different.
Opening against 'Bama presents the maximum challenge. Not a team out there any better on Defense.
Benedict has 7 starts under his belt and played tackle in HS. Might be a better Tackle option, and definitely is going 3 deep. I thought he showed signs of being really good last year. I say his wheels are better than you give him credit.

I go with Moose Knuckles just to make the Draft coordinator say it out loud. "Moose Knuckles are on the clock"