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but i have also just walk right the fuck in with it in my pockets.
but i think 10-2 is far more likely, just don't know the other loss.
If you know the right cadet you can use one as a mule. Just provide them with some Pepsi and bourbon as payment. They can sneak in plenty since they never get checked. They march in as units and no one with the Stadium even thinks about checking them. Make sure it's an upper classmen since they can come and go as they please after they get their seats. The risk is for the cadet though, if they get caught or ratted out by another cadet, they'll be in a serious world of hurt. Especially true if they're on a ROTC scholly.
in a gallon bag. put that bag in another gallon bag. put inside your pants, with a flap from the top bag hanging out, but tucked between the jeans and belt. you can get almost a fifth in a gallon bag...
and they never pat you down there. if you are worried, tie a sweatshirt around your waist. they will look in the back, but forget the front.
Agreed with the cowboy boots post. Boots and bras are a girl's best friend when trying to smuggle.
Thinking about stepping it up a notch this season and purchasing a walking cane flask. Yeah... they exist. http://www.fashionablecanes.com/3600c.html
Maybe I just have small hands, but I'm easily able to wear XL ski gloves with airplane bottles stuck in every finger. Of course this only works when cold, but if the weather is borderline, I'll stick them in my pockets like, "I've got these giant gloves--- just in case my hands get cold."
For years I have worn cowboy boots with knee high socks. I stuff airplane bottles in the socks from my ankle to my knees. The best part was that Jim Beam airplane bottles used to be $1 during football season. I would trade a couple of them with people around me if they went to get me a coke! I will just say I am 30 years old and I still did it last year.
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But then I was like, if they do, we'll innovate. #InventTheFuture
I wonder if someone with the ath dept will read this shit and crack down on booze because HOKIES RESPECT.
Most of the time I just wear jeans with long socks and stuff airline bottles into the socks because there aren't many security guards alive that give enough of a shit about their job to pat everyone down to their ankles.
One of our favorite tricks was during cold games. Wear long underwear and then duct tape airline bottles all the way up to your knees.
The best I've ever seen was at Ohio State-Minnesota. A dude wore overalls and managed to sneak in a handle in the front. We sat next to him. It was awesome.
I have used the camel pack plenty of times. They key to this is to only use it for booze, cause you will never quite get the taste out. I usually strap it to my waist and just make it look like I am a fat body. I even went as far as to change out the bite down valve with a regular twist valve.
They were 4th in total defense and scoring defense. They return 7 starters, and all of the front 7 for 2012 were starters last year (one safety moved to LB). However, they have new starters in each position in the backfield. Losing Greg Reid is going to hurt, it'd be like losing Kyle Fuller. But, the only really potent passing attacks they'll play are Clemson, Duke, and NC State if Glennon gets to that next level. (Sidenote: can we call VT potent passing attack now? Does LT3 as a 3000 yd passer qualify?). So, they will probably have a top 10 defense for sure and wouldn't be surprising if they get top 5 again.
the best idea that my friends and i have used only works in the cold weather...use a camel back and fill it it with whatever whiskey you like, put that under your layers and jacket and you're set. it sets vey close to your body so it doesn't stick out too much. a camel back full of wild turkey makes for a great time
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14-0, 100% confidence
Pass the koolaid
I want a wine rack (http://www.amazon.com/The-WineRack-200-008-Wine-Medium/dp/B001FYZZI2)!
But then again, being 2/3s the way across the country, I'm not sneaking it into Lane...
Using it to get back into tailgating shape. Two-a-days start this weekend.
I know Michigan and Auburn seem to have set themselves apart from the others as the leaders in this race but would obviously love for him to take one last trip to tech before he makes his decision.....which he is supposedly trying to make before October.
14-0. I can never predict a Hokie loss.
I usually go with long socks or boots (preferably cowboy boots) with airplane bottles. Can usually get two a leg. I have also successfully put two beers inside my belt below my back (They don't (usually) pat down your ass).
Also seen someone sneak beer cans in their sweatshirt sleeves. Then, the dumbass got them kicked over during Enter Sandman.
One of my Dad's more experienced friends once snuck in a 12 pack of miller lite bottles in the South Endzone. Legend. Still have no idea how he did it.
Chest pockets in bibs are always a good option during cold games, or even in your beanie. Some stadiums (Fedex) make you take your hat off though.
On the topic of strip searching Miami's stadium is the worst I've ever seen. Some guy went up to the ticket taker with a five dollar bill in his mouth, because it was the most action he'd gotten in a while. Zing.
PS, putting Wild Turkey in the Slushees in the Northeast corner are a great mixer.
Florida State is the real question mark. If healthy, I don't think that FSU's scheme moves the ball on the Hokies. At the same time, if this offensive line isn't playing FAR better than last year's, the Hokies will have an awful time with the pass rush. If there was every a game where we could see Beamer Ball (which has been very quiet or flat out outplayed in big games lately) win a game for us, Florida State will be it.
If you want a preview, watch some of the Week 1 FSU vs Miami games from around 2002-2005. Horrible football to watch, but terrific effort and physicality.
oh, and #SCALES4HEISMAN
If you watch the bottom of the screen at about the 1.5 second mark, you can see the safety running forward where Joey Phillips is in position to block him. He is running away from the guy who actually has the football!!!!
I don't think Logan is faking the block as much as he is trying to occupy the OLB's attention as much as possible. On the video version of the play, the defensive end to the option side crashed hard inside across Becton's face. If a defensive end does that, he doesn't have outside contain, and the outside linebacker has to go outside to take the option. If Logan had kept the ball, he would have needed to read pitch to the motion flanker ASAP, who would have likely had a big run.
When we watched the Hokies the previous Saturday and Logan kept on the play, the defensive end went to the pitch. Malleck turned up and trapped the OLB to the outside, and Logan had a huge seam right off the left tackle's butt for about a 10 yard gain (10 yards until he was touched... in a game situation, Logan probably gets 3-4 more just falling forward.)
The key to the play really is preventing penetration. It takes a long time to develop. If the defense is sitting back reading and watching, then if the quarterback makes the right read, it will get good yardage. If the defense is attacking and gets penetration to the mesh point of the QB/TB exchange, then you have a big freaking mess on your hands.
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW!!!
I'm tired of pre-season pro horse-schizzney, and then ESPN's obligatory attempt to cover the ACC (and it's appreciated for all the conference's shortcomings come BCS-cross conference play) but now I JUST NEED TO SEE BURNT ORANGE AND CHICAGO MAROON ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE GT.
Living in Atlanta... I need this. Bring on the Tecmo Bowl!