ALL OF THE HOOS

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12/19/11 - Someone associated with Virginia came to their senses, realized how ridiculous this video was and closed their YouTube account "UVAFillTheHill". I'm going to respect that and won't re-upload it.

"I Pledge" was the most UVA thing ever, now just one month later Virginia has outdone themselves, again, with a Kanye inspired "All of the Hoos" promotional video for their trip to the Chick-fil-A bowl. I don't even have to make fun of it. It stands alone, triumphantly, atop a pile of smug UVa. But I'm going to anyways.

0:00 - 0:35 Here's some typical we're-not-better-than-your-school-at-football-so-we're-going-to-imply-you're-dumb-and-snub-our-noses-at-your-(agri)culture UVa bullshit.

0:36 - 0:48 Where were these two clowns when Darth Vadar was trolling around the galaxy putting down the rebellion? YEAH, homemade, lightsaber looking, over-sized glow sticks. I bet these would be a hit at the next rave party brah. Let's just head bob like we're both E'd out, and jump on the table because don't give a fuck. WE'RE THE CHILLEST BROS EVER.

0:50 - 1:05 WE WILL HAVE ALL OF THE iMOVIE EFFECTS.

1:06 - 1:08 Superman ran for 13 yards against Virginia Tech.

1:09 - 1:14 Oh shit bitch, it's back to the club!

1:18 - 1:34 [INSERT HIGHLIGHTS OF WINS AGAINST OVERRATED TEAMS.]

1:35 Prediction: Onterio McCalebb runs for a buck-fifty.

1:44 - We couldn't find a picture of the Georgia Dome at night so we'll just slip in this picture of the Carrier Dome and no one will notice... (Remember, they're the smart school.)

2:10 - 2:18 You're not the '99 Rams, stop doing the Bob 'N Weave.

2:20 ACC Coach of the Year: Mike London. Bitch Please.

2:35 - 2:45 Duke, we finally beat them. Holler!

2:46 - 3:04 "Let's just go for it. I'll screw and chop some Wiz, and make it the douchiest thing evvvvvvvverrrrrrrr!"

0:00 - 3:04 Where are all of the Virginia Tech highlights? 38-0.

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This video is the first thing that came to my mind.

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Only thing missing...

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UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

Whoa

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"The TKP community is unrivaled."
-Justin Fuente, probably

Atrocious

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Cheri
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hoos, here you go ..

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eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Anyone else?

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Cheri
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Somewhat Speechless.

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Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Oh yeah...

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Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

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DANNY COALE ALL THE WAY TO THE THREE