'Crootsmas Eve

Twas the night before Crootsmas, the first of Pry's reign
Each new coach was stirring, in rooms deep in Lane
Most offers were sent by the prior regime
In hopes a top 25 class would gain steam
The veterans were nestled all snug in their dorm
With visions of Gotham, their dreams taking form
And JC with his stogie, and Jones in his print
Hunker right down for a tough crooting stint
When cellphones start ringing a joyful serenade
Coaches dive at the phones, not a moment delayed
Answering calls as they come left and right
Gaining commitments at each hour of night
The moon overhead in the Blacksburger sky
Shone over Worsham Field as each coach lands their guy
And what to our wonderous minds did we see
But a sleighful of dudes and Wahoo debris
These Croots all committed 800%
A great first class for our coach named Brent
More rapid than André on fly routes they came
Excited with each, we'll call them by name
Now, Gunner, Now Ferrell , Now Benji, and Johnson
On, Orji, On Enzo, On Turner, and Ladson
To the top of the Coast, to the top of the league
Now gobble on, gobble on, gobble blitzkrieg.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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And there's a chance that things'll get weird
Yeah, that's a possibility

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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