Join TKPC: GIFTORY + Transformed WR Room Film Breakdown

Hi all, I am working to get a Duke edition of GIFTORY published by noon as well as French's film review of Virginia Tech's transformed wide receiver room. Right now they are scheduled to publish exclusively for TKPC members but if three new TKPC members get fully dipped by the time GIFTORY drops, they will both publish available to all.

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This is already down to two, as VTflatearther rejoin a few weeks ago and asked if it could be counted moving forward.

Glad to have you join all your fellow Hokies in TKPC around the globe.

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lol
I see what you did there!

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

It's almost as if he has come full circle.

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here's my broken record pitch - I am a smarter football/basketball fan due to the content that TKP puts out, and the cost is essentially me skipping Chipotle once every other month.

Do it, it's absolutely worth it as a VT fan.

I used to be able to say it was skipping Chipotle once a month, but man, inflation is a bitch. TKPC membership has retained way more value than your premium burrito (and way better than Moe's).

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Don't even get me started on their $3 fountain drinks.

Free chips and salsa still along with more free toppings (at old menu locations)

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that doesn't it make it better

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

It all tastes the same so we move on to value. Moe's has it.

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Value=Quality/Cost
Moe's has shite quality and isn't sufficiently cheap enough to have equal value to Chipotle. They are out qualitied by Chipotle and under priced by Taco Bell. Poor college students and Hokie Fireman are all that's keeping them in business.

EDIT: and Hokie08 (no relation), apparently.

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I'm with Fireman on this one. I prefer Moe's. I also like to dip my burrito in salsa. That's easy at Moe's. Wasn't the last time I went to Chipotle (but that's been a while haha)

I also like to dip my burrito in salsa

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Count me in on Team Moe's.

Chipotle's rice has cilantro which is a no go for me. I like Chipotle's food, but I can't eat it unless I order it without rice, or order a burrito bowl with no rice and make my own rice at home and mix it in.

It all tastes the same

It absolutely does not! But makes sense coming from the guy who thinks homemade mac and cheese is basically the same as kraft easy mac for 5 year olds!!!!!!!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

coming from the guy who thinks homemade mac and cheese is basically the same as kraft easy mac for 5 year olds!

Wait, what?!

Plus:

https://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/1003031#comment-1003031

And there's one more where it originated that i have to find

Edit: i am having trouble finding it which is just so saddening to me

Edit again: BOOM! not sure why search function or google didn't pull this, but i went back in my comment history to find where i originally posted about Honey Chipotle Mac & Cheese and found it. Click through to see where Fireman first told on himself: https://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/561106#comment-561106

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Every comment on there makes perfect sense. Years later still haven't had Mac and cheese that's any better than Kraft out of the box. It's still not a higher end side dish.

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might as well be out here saying all fire extinguishers are interchangable πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Sure if they start making "Mac and cheese" with tomatoes and onions and garlic and mushrooms and still calling it Mac and cheese. Each class of extinguishing agent is a different chemical make up.

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At that point you're making a pasta Alla Ruota. It's not Mac and cheese when you add 4 more vegetables.

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Are you really gonna ignore that Pasta Alla Ruota is served inside of (French, avert your eyes) a GIANT CHEESE WHEEL? You honestly can't tell the difference between any of these?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hokie Fireman:

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*shaking head violently

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Each class of extinguishing agent is a different chemical make up.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

but evidently different ingredients in a mac n cheese doesn't qualify

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Macaroni noodle and cheese. If you take those two out it's no longer Macaroni and cheese. Add what you want to it, its base is still the same. Adding something to a dish also doesn't make it suddenly better or fancier. Raisins in potato salad!!

RIP

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my mans out here talking about varieties of fire extinguishers but then just shrugging and saying "cheese is cheese i dont make the rules"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

What I've learned is don't bring mac and cheese to a fire fight.

(add if applicable) /s

"Fire extinguishers is fire extinguishers. I don't make the rules." ;^)

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Would make a great kids meal or a side for a picnic or bbq doesn't belong on fine dining plates and really isn't that tasty. It's noodles and cheese so many better ways to get that combination.

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you best believe that got put in the spreadsheet when they said it, homemade Mac and cheese is a different food than kraft. no way comparable at all.

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I love that this thread turned into a food debate. This could not be more TKP to be honest. I love this site.

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Best bang for your buck in terms of sports coverage. There couldn't be a better time to join than right now as we embark on a critical second year of the rebuild under Pry.

The football film reviews are worth the price by themselves, and they're just a fraction of the content provided. An unbelievable deal if you're a Hokie fan.

the User Experience on its own is also worth the cost. Quick navigation, ad free experience, so on and so forth. Put em together and it's a no brainer

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Is coronavirus over yet?

Don't forget the other cool features like invisible ink posting.
You can't even see the sentence below here.

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Hey man...that's not cool. You can't say those things on an open forum.

We put the K in Kwality

That's why he used the invisible ink to say it...

?

And of course the invisible ink replies.

" "

/private i thought we agreed we were keeping this a secret

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I just wrecked my iPad screen trying to use a lighter to reveal the text.

Lemon juice and a hairdryer. Learned that from National Treasure.

We put the K in Kwality

Urine. It was urine.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Hey man, CGs apply even when invisible...

/s

need Cattoor's "count it" from the corner on the 3 pointer at 13:15

Not gonna lie, I thought we were getting GIFtory and French's WR breakdown around noon yesterday...

Regardless though, TKPC is an unbeatable value for a Hokie fan.

Just think of TKPC as French's onlyfans

@sthvt

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