Hokies land DE Xavier Perkins

By: 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
on April 14, 2026, 5:48 PM | 33 comments

Just saw that Xavier Perkins, a 6-3, 240lb DE from Durham NC just committed

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Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Radar4_Hokie's picture Radar4_Hokie
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HOKIES

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
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Nice

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

KingJames's picture KingJames
🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
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I've missed a defense with an Xaiver on it

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
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I've missed a defense with the ability to successfully play defense.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

KingJames's picture KingJames
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I believe those are correlated

BlueRidge HooH8R's picture BlueRidge HooH8R
HVAC TECH 🍺🏒⛳️
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Same!

Jack Bauer fears no one. Except Xavier Adibi.

nickm2's picture nickm2
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247 profile

Looks like it came down to us and Miami

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
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Ty for the link

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
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Definitely easier path to starting for us.

bar1990's picture bar1990
ATLIEN
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Dude looks like a 30 year old grown man

4th_of_4_Hokies's picture 4th_of_4_Hokies
WHERE AM I?
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If only he had longer hair, he'd be the spitting image of Cartoons Plural...

EDIT: Link to the Key & Peele skit for the uninitiated...

APrimusHokie's picture APrimusHokie | 2 months 3 weeks # ^

Cartoons Pural. Virginia Tech

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
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Who the hell would give their child a name like that?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
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This was a Key & Peele skit satirizing the wild names of athletes

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
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Matt Smith, QB, BYU

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
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Okay, thank you for the info. Seriously, there have been some amazingly bizarre names that I was fooled by it!

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Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
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Here you go:

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

4th_of_4_Hokies's picture 4th_of_4_Hokies
WHERE AM I?
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This is the prior year East/West roster - when Cartoons and Fudge were still Juniors. /s

I accidentally linked that one first in my Edit. Both are fantastic and I hadn't seen either one in years.

BingeLiving's picture BingeLiving
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I am legitimately envious of you to get to watch it now for the first time.

I was in my Sophomore or Junior year at Tech when the show first came out and those sketches KILLED us.

I love the tickle of Dickel in my belly

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
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HA HA CLINTON-DIX!

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
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come on man

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
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Hey, some of us have real work to do and can't keep up with all the jokes going around :-).

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
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I'd give you the benefit of the doubt if the original Key & Peele East West Shrine Bowl video wasn't old enough to be a high schooler and hadn't come out during Obama's presidency.... the first term

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
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Hey, I don't even know who or what Key & Peele are. Had to look it up to see it was a show.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

nickm2's picture nickm2
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It's reminiscent of the "I am 12" birth certificate scene from Benchwarmers. IYKYK

dave's picture dave
WHERE’S DAVE?
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HELL YES A JORDAN FALCON! AND ITS SPELLED DURM

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
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Lifelong Hokie fan

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
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Picture of Xavier from his childhood. Not sure what event he's at but it looks like maybe a Hokies parade

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

'04hokie's picture '04hokie
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SandbridgeHokieFan's picture SandbridgeHokieFan
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Awesome. Welcome to Blacksburg, looking forward to seeing him play.

SandbridgeHokieFan