Hatin' On: Mack Brown

Mack Brown spends his Fridays cutting his pension checks in half with scissors, cause he doesn't need that much money. After his 3rd nap of the day, he goes to the bank, drops them off with the teller, and walks away. Thinking he's an old senile man, the teller chuckles, until she realizes the checks are cut long ways. She can't put them in the reader, and can't figure out which check number on the top part matches with the check value on the bottom part.

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one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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We don't love dem Hoos.

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We don't love dem Hoos.

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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The only things that Virginia Tech has an abundance of anymore are excuses for our own failures.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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