It's more likely Locksley serves Mac and Cheese with your Christmas Eve dinner of prime rib because he has "classed it up" by adding some bread crumbs.
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Mike Locksley is such a bad football coach, the University of the Pacific had to shut down their football program after one season of him coaching their LBs.
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Mike Locksley thinks College Park is nice
Thought this was a hatin on thread not a why he is a great guy and right thread.
Mike Locksley doesn't believe Whit Babcock when he says "we have the money"
Locksley is a damn genius.
It's more likely Locksley serves Mac and Cheese with your Christmas Eve dinner of prime rib because he has "classed it up" by adding some bread crumbs.
I've never seen bread crump
It's OK. Don't be hard on yourself. We all make mistakes.
Mike Locksley thinks Velveeta is cheese, and is a good choice for mac and cheese.
What he doesn't realize is that it only passes as cheese starting in season eight of The Walking Dead, just before Alpo became a possible menu item.
Mike Locksley goes to the self check out line with more than 20 items during the holiday season and his payment method is a hand written check
Without the proper ID, because, you know, he's "famous".
Mike Locksley locked himself into a drunk driving charge while head coach of New Mexico, but did not kill a kid.
DJ Durkin, who Locksley replaced at UMD, did indeed kill a kid, and was actually fired for it.
Brian Kelly killed a kid but can't say geaux tigers
This is "Hating on", not "we're lucky he didn't kill a kid".
Edit: Though upon reflection, I'll allow it.
And we should note that he probably has killed some careers by wasting their talents on a Big 10 doormat.
Mike Locksley is an objectively awful coach
Mike Locksley believes he's related to Robin of Locksley (aka Robin Hood)
Mike Locksley is such a bad football coach, the University of the Pacific had to shut down their football program after one season of him coaching their LBs.
Mike Locksley is a Maryland Driver, through-and-through.
Love it!
Looks like George V Berger decided that passenger has her own set of air bags.
Mike Locksley's beard is wack.
Mike Locksley blames his failures as a coach on the high academic standards at UM.
Justin Fuente is a better coach than Mike Locksley
This I actually agree with.
Doesn't make it any less Hatin' On.
Mike Locksley tells kids that Santa isn't real to ruin their holiday and spirits
Mike Locksley is the poor man's Mike London.
Mike Locksley gets everyone on his Christmas list $5 TGIFriday's gift cards.
Mike Locksley gives everyone mailer coupons for the stores he does not shop at for Christmas.
Mike Locksley prefers tofu salad and buffalo cauliflower over coleslaw and BBQ ribs.
Mike Locksley thinks he's married to Maid Marion.
2 comments already along the line I was going to post, but screw it:
Mike demands he be introduced as "Michael of Locksley".
Mike Locksley tries to see how fast he can turn any normal conversation into a heated political one at family holiday get togethers.
So you are telling me that Mike Locksley is my sister in law?? 😂😂
Have you ever seen your sister-in-law and Mike Locksley in the same room at the same time??
Mike Locksley anagrams to:
Im Kelley Sock
Mike Locksley has the Maryland crabs and not the good kind.
Mike Locksley explains during Christmas morning excitement why he shopped and bought a gift that was given by Santa in the stocking.
Mike Locksley believes Don King was the most honest promoter in boxing history
Mike Locksley thinks the offsides call against Wyatt Teller in the Packers game was correct.
Mike Locksley: one the top 20 winningest coaches in New Mexico Lobos football history!!!
So he has a win while coaching at NM?
He has literally double that many wins! DOUBLE!
still more wins than fans at LOLUVA's spring game
The Maryland football program likes to distance itself from past associations with British Loyalty and program-wide, coach-facilitated abuse.
Their head football coach position is now referred to as "Mary, Last Queen of Scots CBE".
Mike Locksley buys his white elephant gift at the gas station on his way to the party.
Mike Locksley is a big fan of UMDs Greek scene. He gets his drinks for free, and gets pledges to ride him home to avoid another DUI.
But he tips them in Pollo Campero coupons that expired the month before.
Mike Locksley likes giving piggy back rides to the pledges
Mike Locksley chooses to steal from the poor and give to the rich as opposed to his brother Robin of Locksley.
Mike Locksley doesn't collect the leaves in his yard, he just blows them over the property line into yours.
Mike Locksley has his out of office response up all week because he has vacation hours to burn, but he still has to work today.