Hatin' On: Mike Locksley

Mike Locksley thinks Mac & Cheese is a bottom-tier side dish

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Mike Locksley thinks College Park is nice

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Mike Locksley thinks Mac & Cheese is a bottom-tier side dish

Thought this was a hatin on thread not a why he is a great guy and right thread.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Mike Locksley doesn't believe Whit Babcock when he says "we have the money"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Locksley is a damn genius.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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It's more likely Locksley serves Mac and Cheese with your Christmas Eve dinner of prime rib because he has "classed it up" by adding some bread crumbs.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I've never seen bread crump

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

It's OK. Don't be hard on yourself. We all make mistakes.

Mike Locksley thinks Velveeta is cheese, and is a good choice for mac and cheese.

What he doesn't realize is that it only passes as cheese starting in season eight of The Walking Dead, just before Alpo became a possible menu item.

Mike Locksley goes to the self check out line with more than 20 items during the holiday season and his payment method is a hand written check

Without the proper ID, because, you know, he's "famous".

Mike Locksley locked himself into a drunk driving charge while head coach of New Mexico, but did not kill a kid.

DJ Durkin, who Locksley replaced at UMD, did indeed kill a kid, and was actually fired for it.

Brian Kelly killed a kid but can't say geaux tigers

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

This is "Hating on", not "we're lucky he didn't kill a kid".

Edit: Though upon reflection, I'll allow it.

And we should note that he probably has killed some careers by wasting their talents on a Big 10 doormat.

Mike Locksley is an objectively awful coach

Mike Locksley believes he's related to Robin of Locksley (aka Robin Hood)

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Mike Locksley is such a bad football coach, the University of the Pacific had to shut down their football program after one season of him coaching their LBs.

Mike Locksley is a Maryland Driver, through-and-through.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Love it!

Looks like George V Berger decided that passenger has her own set of air bags.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Mike Locksley's beard is wack.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Mike Locksley blames his failures as a coach on the high academic standards at UM.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Justin Fuente is a better coach than Mike Locksley

This I actually agree with.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Doesn't make it any less Hatin' On.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Mike Locksley tells kids that Santa isn't real to ruin their holiday and spirits

1-0 every week

Mike Locksley is the poor man's Mike London.

Mike Locksley gets everyone on his Christmas list $5 TGIFriday's gift cards.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Mike Locksley gives everyone mailer coupons for the stores he does not shop at for Christmas.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Mike Locksley prefers tofu salad and buffalo cauliflower over coleslaw and BBQ ribs.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Mike Locksley thinks he's married to Maid Marion.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

2 comments already along the line I was going to post, but screw it:

Mike demands he be introduced as "Michael of Locksley".

Mike Locksley tries to see how fast he can turn any normal conversation into a heated political one at family holiday get togethers.

So you are telling me that Mike Locksley is my sister in law?? 😂😂

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Have you ever seen your sister-in-law and Mike Locksley in the same room at the same time??

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Mike Locksley anagrams to:
Im Kelley Sock

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Mike Locksley has the Maryland crabs and not the good kind.

Mike Locksley explains during Christmas morning excitement why he shopped and bought a gift that was given by Santa in the stocking.

Mike Locksley believes Don King was the most honest promoter in boxing history

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Mike Locksley thinks the offsides call against Wyatt Teller in the Packers game was correct.

Mike Locksley: one the top 20 winningest coaches in New Mexico Lobos football history!!!

So he has a win while coaching at NM?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

He has literally double that many wins! DOUBLE!

still more wins than fans at LOLUVA's spring game

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

The Maryland football program likes to distance itself from past associations with British Loyalty and program-wide, coach-facilitated abuse.

Their head football coach position is now referred to as "Mary, Last Queen of Scots CBE".

Mike Locksley buys his white elephant gift at the gas station on his way to the party.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Mike Locksley is a big fan of UMDs Greek scene. He gets his drinks for free, and gets pledges to ride him home to avoid another DUI.

But he tips them in Pollo Campero coupons that expired the month before.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Mike Locksley likes giving piggy back rides to the pledges

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Mike Locksley chooses to steal from the poor and give to the rich as opposed to his brother Robin of Locksley.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Mike Locksley doesn't collect the leaves in his yard, he just blows them over the property line into yours.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Mike Locksley has his out of office response up all week because he has vacation hours to burn, but he still has to work today.