How do you smuggle alcohol into Lane?


No one is more adept at smuggling booze than the Beer Baron.

I'm asking because I think the answers will be rangy and fun. I have two methods, tried and true. The first, liquor into a Ziploc freezer bag, then taped to my calf. The second, which I'm sure a lot of people do too, airplane bottles in the front of my pants (crotch).

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