NFL All-Time Prison Team

So Titus Young getting arrested twice in one day made me want to make an All-Time Prison Team. This is what I came up with. Players had to serve at least some jail time and a worse player with a felony was given preference. Here's what I got:

All-Time NFL Prison Team:
America’s Team
“Taking on the Big D”

QB- Mike Vick
RB- OJ Simpson
FB- Chuck Muncie
WR1- Plaxico Burress
WR2- Donte Stallworth and Koren Robinson
TE- Mark Chamura
OT- Andre Smith
OG- Richard Incognito
C- Barret Robins
OG- Nate Newton
OT- Kwame Harris

Defense:
DE- Leonard Little
DT- Tank Johnson
DT- Johnny Jolly
DE- Dexter Manley
LB- Lawerence Taylor
LB- Odell Thurman
LB- Hollywood Henderson
CB- Darryl Henley
CB- Pacman Jones
CB- Dwayne Goodrich
FS- Eugene Robinson

Special Teams:
Punter- Pat McAfee
Kicker- Sebastion Janikowski
Returner- Dave Meggett

Coaches:
HC and OC- Tom Cable
DC- Jerry Sandusky
ST- Oscar Pistorious

Owner- Jimmy Haslam (in a year)

Announcer- Al Michaels
Beat Writer- Jay Mariotti

Leavenworth, Kansas
Uniforms- 1934 Steelers

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I love the idea, and that's a pretty good team! Props deathrow

@vtscottyb

i didnt even know some of these guys had even been in trouble with the law.

but yeah, thats a hoss team right there.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I think announcer should go to Frank Gifford, or Vince, the Sham-Wow guy...

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I could see the Sham-Wow guy being a great color commentator.

Al Michaels: "And Bjoern Werner makes the tackle."
Vince: "That was a solid play by Bjoern. He's German so you know he's good!"

Rip his freaking head off!

LT definitely had to make that squad!

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I would have Ryan Leaf at the helm with MV7 riding the pine and Jamarcus Russell holding the clipboard. After a tough battle in training camp, Sam Hurd earns the 3rd wide out spot and Rae Carruth is relegated to the practice squad (catching passes from Quincy Carter).

Also, Ray Lewis is pretty pissed you left him off your list.

I'm sorry but his Obstruction of Justice charge just wasn't enough for me. If only the murder charge had turned into a conviction. We can always dream.

Rip his freaking head off!

So what you are saying is he was invited to mini camp.

@vtscottyb

No Rae Carruth?

I totally understand OJ, but Cecil Collins has to be on a NFL Prison team in some capacity. Guy was pretty much the epitome of a wasted talent scumbag.

That defensive coordinator. Oof

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Ray Caruth at Receiver!!!

Correy

Chmura beat the charges, though he may have spent time in jail pre-trial.

I think Jamal Lewis is on there in some capacity too. Defensive line and running back are loaded.

Rip his freaking head off!

Ray Lewis anyone?

In these here parts we got a thing called the Missouri boat ride

Where's Ray Finkle at kicker? He stole the Dolphin's mascot!
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Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!

in Fuller we trust

would titus young, a 2nd round draft pick like 2 years ago, being arrested 3 times in one week which includes twice in one day be good enough for this? or since he didn't serve any real jail time should we just keep him on the honorable mention?

I think when he saw that he didn't make the team he decided to just go for another arrest and see what happens. He's definitely working his way from practice squad to the game day team. That kind of effort is definitely noticed by the coaching staff.

Rip his freaking head off!

this would be a dream team lineup in the Bad Quarterback League

@VTimHokie85