So Titus Young getting arrested twice in one day made me want to make an All-Time Prison Team. This is what I came up with. Players had to serve at least some jail time and a worse player with a felony was given preference. Here's what I got:
All-Time NFL Prison Team:
America’s Team
“Taking on the Big D”
QB- Mike Vick
RB- OJ Simpson
FB- Chuck Muncie
WR1- Plaxico Burress
WR2- Donte Stallworth and Koren Robinson
TE- Mark Chamura
OT- Andre Smith
OG- Richard Incognito
C- Barret Robins
OG- Nate Newton
OT- Kwame Harris
Defense:
DE- Leonard Little
DT- Tank Johnson
DT- Johnny Jolly
DE- Dexter Manley
LB- Lawerence Taylor
LB- Odell Thurman
LB- Hollywood Henderson
CB- Darryl Henley
CB- Pacman Jones
CB- Dwayne Goodrich
FS- Eugene Robinson
Special Teams:
Punter- Pat McAfee
Kicker- Sebastion Janikowski
Returner- Dave Meggett
Coaches:
HC and OC- Tom Cable
DC- Jerry Sandusky
ST- Oscar Pistorious
Owner- Jimmy Haslam (in a year)
Announcer- Al Michaels
Beat Writer- Jay Mariotti
Leavenworth, Kansas
Uniforms- 1934 Steelers
Comments
I love the idea, and that's a pretty good team! Props deathrow
i didnt even know some of these guys had even been in trouble with the law.
but yeah, thats a hoss team right there.
I think announcer should go to Frank Gifford, or Vince, the Sham-Wow guy...
I could see the Sham-Wow guy being a great color commentator.
Al Michaels: "And Bjoern Werner makes the tackle."
Vince: "That was a solid play by Bjoern. He's German so you know he's good!"
LT definitely had to make that squad!
I would have Ryan Leaf at the helm with MV7 riding the pine and Jamarcus Russell holding the clipboard. After a tough battle in training camp, Sam Hurd earns the 3rd wide out spot and Rae Carruth is relegated to the practice squad (catching passes from Quincy Carter).
Also, Ray Lewis is pretty pissed you left him off your list.
I'm sorry but his Obstruction of Justice charge just wasn't enough for me. If only the murder charge had turned into a conviction. We can always dream.
So what you are saying is he was invited to mini camp.
No Rae Carruth?
I totally understand OJ, but Cecil Collins has to be on a NFL Prison team in some capacity. Guy was pretty much the epitome of a wasted talent scumbag.
That defensive coordinator. Oof
Ray Caruth at Receiver!!!
Chmura beat the charges, though he may have spent time in jail pre-trial.
Backup Running Back?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Bradshaw#Legal_troubles
I think Jamal Lewis is on there in some capacity too. Defensive line and running back are loaded.
Ray Lewis anyone?
Where's Ray Finkle at kicker? He stole the Dolphin's mascot!
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!
would titus young, a 2nd round draft pick like 2 years ago, being arrested 3 times in one week which includes twice in one day be good enough for this? or since he didn't serve any real jail time should we just keep him on the honorable mention?
I think when he saw that he didn't make the team he decided to just go for another arrest and see what happens. He's definitely working his way from practice squad to the game day team. That kind of effort is definitely noticed by the coaching staff.
Definitely an addition. Jimmy Smith, welcome to the team.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-jaguars-wide-re...
this would be a dream team lineup in the Bad Quarterback League