I know we have seen this coming for a while, but still interesting to see this possibly become official. What are your thoughts on the move? With the transfer of our resident fashion designer, we definitely need the depth at Tight End more, with what looks to be a three-horse race for QB1 between Motley, Lawson, and Evans.
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Seems like a really good fit for the Fuente H-back position. Excited to see him get some time.
Probably the most likely place for him to get playing time. I am curious to see how Burke looks at TE in the spring.
QB to TE?!?!
Woah, its like the anti-Stiney
FUENTE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL'S CULTURE AT ALL
Boone, Hodges, Durkin...
I wonder if the coaches just do this to keep these jokes ongoing....
I support it, but I'm just curious.
When they line up Tim Settle as a wideout, we'll know they're just screwing with us.
Hey, I think a goal line backpack lining up Settle as a fullback in the backfield would scare a lot of opponents.
why would you do that when Sam Rogers already does that from the sideline
Settle as lead blocker for Rogers?
That was actually the first thing I typed but I didn't want to put to much pressure on Settle knowing he was going to have Rogers behind him.
Fairly sure that's against the Geneva Convention. This isn't 'Nam, Smokey, this is football. There are rules.
If I had legs i would give you one for this. Almost had a spit take at work.
But we have People's Court for that job as well.
Maryland I formation?
Durking?
He's the king of dur
Durkin + Jeff King = Durking.
*sigh*
...balls...
Wild Turkey?
I personally prefer Maker's, but why yes - I'll take you up on some Wild Turkey!
I'll just say this. Had some Joseph Magnus whiskey from DC. Holy crap, that stuff is good.
Thanks for posting - I will keep an eye out for that!
Just be prepared to pay a little for it. No joke, its a $100 bottle of whiskey. I had mine given as a gift from my BIL.
Good to know. Speaking of local spirits, the wife and I did a bottling workshop at Catoctin Creek in Purcellville - if you like Gin or Rye Whiskey, they make a pretty good batch.
If you like local and haven't had any of A. Smith Bowman's, you're missing out. It's won several awards and they make some fantastic limited release batches. Past ones have been a port-finished bourbon, red-wine barrel finished bourbon, vanilla infused, double-oaked, and more. Bourbon is made in house while the gin, rum, and vodka just have their label, but they've started some small batches of other items in their new still, like brandy.
Awesome - thanks! This is definitely one that I am planning on visiting soon - I've seen their stuff and heard rave reviews of it. It sounds phenomenal!
The best part is it is reasonably priced. Their basic bourbon, which is a 90 proof, ~7 year bourbon for $35. Then they have a ~10 year single barrel, my favorite, at ~$50. The limited release go for anywhere from $45 to $75 depending on what they do for it. Now it is owned by Sazerac, which is where the other spirits come from, but again, bourbon is made in house.
I live 5 minutes and 32 seconds from it...on foot. Life is good!
Seems to be a trend, at least in NC, to offer more $$$ whiskey. The local shop has added at least 5 more over $100/bottle choices this year. I need to restart the tasting club so I can try them all but only spring for one bottle. Last time Bookers was the favorite in a $40-$60 dollar bottle blind tasting.
Yeah. I don't think the Joseph Magnus is available anywhere other than the distillery itself for the time being, but if you get a chance, I highly recommend trying it. Normally, I couldn't fathom spending that much for a bottle of whiskey, but man... that stuff is so good it makes me seriously consider wanting to always have one around.
The whole keeping one around thing does not work well for me with bourbon/whiskey. The right friend comes over and "try one of these" goes to empty bottle. Not that they don't return the favor, but not at $100 bottle.
I'd use that to get through a visit with the ILs. Hey-oohhh!
I love lamp
I love carpet
I love bourbon
Can I come to visit your office? Friday afternoon sounds good.
I have an unopened bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 20 Year waiting in my liquor cabinet. I haven't quite figured out what constitutes a good reason to open it, but I'm sure I'll get curious one of these days.
May I suggest attending a TKP tailgate as a great reason?
I generally buy 12 year old, but it is generally 15 years old by the time I finish the bottle.
Only because this bothers me at the moment for some reason., 12 year old bottle that sits for 8 years doesn't become a 20 year old bottle. Spirits don't age in the bottle. If you have a living cask that you use, then that's different, but in the bottle on the shelf it is, more or less, the same now as it is in 20 years.
Hokies winning the National Championship should do it.
Saying the stuff is going for $2,000 a bottle at the moment, that would be a solid reason. I deemed my wedding last year to not be enough of a reason to crack it open, so I will have to tread that lightly with the wife.
Two grand sounds like a much better reason to sell it than crack it open. I don't know if I'd have the heart to open a bottle of anything that I could get that much money for.
Open is my favorite but to each his own
Eagle Rare for life
This thread went from Durking to Bourbon pretty quickly
Well, there's only so much to say about Durkin at the moment. We could go on about bourbon forever.
And it is Friday, which centers around the question of 'what your first drink of the weekend will be?' and bourbon is likely a fan favorite...
Most of you folks are going to be liver-less in no time.
TErDURKIN?
Is that like a QB stuffed inside a TE's body?
Great move, tons of potential for some deception, plus a TE who is a heat seeking missile with the ball in his hands.
Note to field staff: Put industrial heaters in the end zones.
I predict at least one touchdurkin with Chris dragging a defender a la Ryan Williams.
Also, touchdurkin is a thing now. I just patented it.
I liked this reply to BItter's tweet.
"@AndyBitterVT You called it last year and so were ahead of the game"
Really? I would've thought the fact that he was practicing with the TE group kind of gave it away.
To Bitter's credit, that is what reporters do.
Jugs has gotten into this lately.
I have zero complaints about this, but I find it enjoyable that we are now just straight posting to the thread about bourbon instead of Durkin. While we're at it, this is what I have at my bar at home. Might have 1 of each tonight.




shall we start an emma watson gif train to complete the cycle?
NSFW Emma Watson Gif. If you're like me, you'll find the fact that it's NSFW for language only makes it better.
Linky.
Footage of the event in question...
It's killing me just a little.
I decided to take a little time off from adult beverages, as I felt my tolerance was outgrowing the constraints of a reasonable budget.
I figure in another week or so I'll be back to nursing two drinks over a couple hours and getting the full enjoyment.
Zen and the Art of Liver Maintenance
He will definitely be a contributor. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. With Bucky looking gassed after running numerous go routes and mulling jumping to the pros, Cline MIA last year, and Mallett about to graduate we could have been grooming someone to play a large role this season.
I just hope Durkin runs with the same rage after a catch as he does after a snap.
The main difference now is that the snap happens at the END of a play when Durkin breaks a safety's bones and then crushes his soul.
I absolutely love how this thread devolved from a topic header about Durkin QB->TE to a discussion about bourbon, whiskey and Emma Watson.
I'll second the Emma Watson part. :-P
I'd like to add to the bourbon/whiskey train and ask how TKP feels about Manhattans
That was my grand fathers favorite drink - Canadian Club and M&R w a splash of angostora. Had over a case of CC in the closet when passd away. Grew up thinking that was the only cocktail there was. Still have them often. Prefer a dry light whiskey like Makers, still M&R for the red, but like experimental bitters. Will still do CC, beam or EDub occasionally. Good whiskey straight up, cheaper with ice. Put a cherry in my wife's. Usually start with a smokier whiskey over ice before switching to Manhattens. Old Fashions are also a nice before dinner drink that are making a come-back.
Regarding Manhattans and Old Fashioneds:
