Billdozer's #BUZZCAP: Marshall (abbreviated)

Since we already have GIFTORY and HIGHLIGHTS, this will be a shortenend #Buzzcap.

HOLY CRAP SHE MADE AN ACCURATE STATEMENT

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I finally watched the whole game last night. It's clear that this team is better conditioned this year, but is still very rough around the edges in technique. As long as the defense limits big plays, we have a chance in every game.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

It's clear this team is playing with something to prove, too. Last year's team folds under the pressure and loses this game. This year, it's been ugly, but there was no "give up" on their faces like I saw all over faces last year.

Caption this: "Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi...Steppin'!"

Caption: No. It's not Heisman- but what chy'all think?

Some dive. I go steep and deep.

"Exit light..."

I laughed

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Oops, forgot I wasn't supposed to be funny in the morning. I hope no one chokes on their Cheerios today!

Glad you liked it.

"Exit light..."

Dang, beat me to it. I was thinking something along the same lines. (Read: I was sifting through images of our tuba players to photoshop him into)

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Great minds think alike.

"Exit light..."

Do it.

Decided to go another direction. Workin on somethin right now that I think y'all will like.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

"Rogaine" and the caption on the picture of Bud had me rolling. Well played, Dozer.

"Exit light..."

And we have a winner

Rant Hill

You got a knack for this, Wartooth.

wish i could upvote twice. well played, sir

Was anybody else having flashbacks(nightmares) to the game that shall not be mentioned with danny coale's fake punt when AJ took off?

VT '14

couldnt resist:

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

brass monkey

YES

+1 for the Beastie Boys and RIP MCA

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Facyson's taking this show on the road Thursday night

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

So long gay boooooyyyysssss!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Come on

Let's Go...

I'm sure he's not being offensive considering it's a well known line in a movie.

hangover

All hail the GIF

Let's Go...

Good lord I love Ken Jeong

#ENFUENTE #BALLSOFSTEEL #Livefor32

This is exactly what I meant, I can't embed the whole gif thing because our int sucks over here. Wasn't trying to be offensive to anybody. That shit is funny as all get out. Leslie chow mother fucker!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

SETS TEAMMATE UP FOR INTERCEPTION
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FRESHMAN HAZING AT DBU

Wiley, Brown, Russell, Drakeford, Gray, Banks, Prioleau, Charleton, Midget, Bird, McCadam, Pile, Hall, Green, Fuller, Williams, Hamilton, Rouse, Flowers, Harris, Chancellor, Carmichael, Hosley, Fuller, Exum, Jarrett

this gif didn't make the initial cut, but hey, I'm not one to waste a good gif:

BIG BROTHER PROTECTION

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

He was afraid his mom would yell at him if he didn't. That would be my motivation anyway.

Rip his freaking head off!

I thought they were about to go all cajun on him and make some gator bites...

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Honestly, this kind of thing makes me really happy. I know Kyle comes swooping in at the end to rightfully defend his brother, and was probably about an inch away from leveling Gator, but notice who the first two are right up in his face? Bonner and Jarrett. When teammates have each others' backs and will go to bat for their own, that's the kind of mentality that I like.

"Exit light..."

Can't believe that ref was RIGHT THERE for the punch and didn't eject Hoskins.

Wiley, Brown, Russell, Drakeford, Gray, Banks, Prioleau, Charleton, Midget, Bird, McCadam, Pile, Hall, Green, Fuller, Williams, Hamilton, Rouse, Flowers, Harris, Chancellor, Carmichael, Hosley, Fuller, Exum, Jarrett

Eh, it was more of a slap, but yeah I was disappointed in that too.

That pissed me off. A lot. I don't care if it was a punch, slap, shove, or love tap, if it's to the face/head/neck, your ass should be gone.

"Exit light..."

I think one punch/slap etc. should be a personal foul and no more, I don't think that you should be ejecting players unless they're striking repeatedly or come running from halfway across the field after the play to take a shot at someone.

I guess I'm just of the opinion that any action that would get you arrested on the street should probably merit ejection. If I recall, the rules do specify for ejection in the case of throwing a punch, but maybe I'm wrong. Football is physical and aggressive, and that's why we love it, but it shouldn't devolve into true violence.

"Exit light..."

Did you see the one punch in the Clemson/NC State game? Hard to keep your argument legit with that kind of uppercut first swing. That said, I am tired of the sissifying stuff that keeps plaguing football and I don't think enough is left to the ref's discretion so that a punch like Gator's is a penalty and the Clemson punch leads to a multigame mandatory suspension (Clemson only suspended him for one game).
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9710015/clemson-tigers-su...

I would kill to know exactly what the NC State cornerback said to get that reaction though.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

It was a similar uppercut that lost Woody Hayes his job @tOSU in the Gator Bowl....strangely enough, he landed it on a Clemson player.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Circle of life.

circleoflife

That's kinda like when Blount knocked that Boise guy out (that was a hell of a punch). That Boise player must've said something, people don't just walk up to other players after the game and hit them square in the face.

Rip his freaking head off!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I guess to clarify, I wouldn't think ejection is warranted for a slap that comes in the heat of the moment during or just after play. I probably wouldn't have ejected Attaochu in the GT game a couple years ago, I think the 15 yard Unnecessary Roughness penalty was about right for that particular incident. Overall I think that ejections should only be for particularly egregious fouls and repeat offenders.

I just looked through the Hokie Sports roster pages to see if they had maybe pulled another one of our players pictures and put it up instead of Kendal. I think it might be Joshua Stanford, at least he's the person on the roster that looks the most like the Fake Kendal. I also learned a couple other things. First Jack Tyler and Chase Williams could easily pass for brothers, possibly even twins. The other is that Brent Benedict must have an "S" under his pads, during summer workouts he posted a 40050-pound front squat

No, that's legit man. How else do you think he beat out Gibson to play tackle?

I do agree, you learn quite a bit from the bios on Hokie Sports, even if it wasn't the stuff you were originally going there to find.

Someone should tell Brandon Facyson on his instagram page to check this thread out! Haha.

I really wish he'd make a twitter. I tried to compliment his closing speed by telling him I'd be wearing #31 at my flag football game a couple nights ago, as I play corner. But he's not on there. :( However, I did have a sack, never gave up a short route, and got burned on a double-move. So I think I channeled my inner Facyson pretty darn well.