Holy shit, football's back! Can anyone remember a more uneventful offseason? Finally some news and a game to break the boring monotony of just nothing ever happening to this program. You know what they say,
So, to reacquaint you with the football team you probably haven't thought about in months, I'm here to provide a Fuller perspective on any questions you have. Want to know more about our opponent, or the Chaps as Coach Addazio calls them? Have general questions about college football? Questions about tacos? Want to know who plays for the Hokies? For the last one, probably go read French's stuff first.
Lay it on me in the comments. I'll answer in a mailbag next week.
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If Army beat Michigan in their one tough game and go 13-0(they play hawaii so they get an extra game) in the regular season do they deserve a spot in the CFB playoffs? Or does the fact their schedule is so weak they dont stand a chance with the committee? If you take michigan off the schedule last years average record for this years opponents was 3-8.
Deserve? probably... will they get one? Not a chance in hell. It's really only a 3 team playoff anyway, as Alabama would get in with 2 losses- 3 losses if they lose a tough one to GA in the SEC CG. Not tic or sarcasm. Army is fighting for 1 of 3 spots, realistically.
Considering Bama hasn't lost 2 regular season games since 2010, seems unlikely
Only because you made a princess bride reference:
Stop That. I Mean It
I don't see the reference...?
Cary Elwes (in the gif from Men in Tights) played Wesley in The Princess Bride. Not really a reference, but I'm not telling Andre that he doesn't belong in this thread.
If The Dude is known for drinking White Russians, and a certain coach wants multiple Dudes on his team, should said team be investigated for supporting under age drinking?
Steve Addazio looks like a an old trainer who sells auto parts on the side in a boxing movie.
I realize this isn't a question, but you're welcome to elaborate on it.
"Hey, Steve! How would you like to coach at Miami this year?"
"I dunno, Marty, I've got a shipment of whitewalls coming in next week. Can I get back to ya?"
For fun:
1. There's been talk of what kind of defense we might run next year with a new DC and what appears to be some solid LB depth ... if you were calling the shots, what kind of system would you run + why?
2. Who would you try to bring in as the new DC?
Do you have any strong feelings about nihilism?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like gladiator movies?
C'mon guys, I don't feel like you're taking this very seriously
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Does using a mirror count?
Will Dwayne Lawson see the field in week 1?
What's the deal with orange? Why do the players these days want to wear so much orange?
via GIPHY
It's lit af bro
100
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*shudder*
Where the loluva's tradition of crawling through long grass come from?
Last play of last season.
How many negative total yards of offense do we hold ODU this year: Over/Under -100 total yds?
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
On an unrelated note, do ya love meh?
For a second I thought there was a "t" in the last word, and was trying to figure out what that had to do with Old Gregg.
What are some great pre-season football movies I should watch to get myself pumped for the season?
My usual go to's are Necessary Roughness and Remember the Titans. Maybe splash a Rudy in there too.
Any Given Sunday.
What were the main points of the original Port Huron Statement that made it so much better than the compromised second draft?
I'd also like to know about the six other guys in the Seattle Seven
Thoughts on the new XFL logos/names?
They all suck...except Houston. Nice subtle connection to the Oilers.
I'm okay with Houston and Tampa Bay. Wish Seattle went with an 'S' name like the Sea Hawks, Super Sonics, Sounders, etc. I give the Guardians some credit for trying something novel. LA gets negative points. Dallas is meh. I almost like the Battle Hawks. DC is trash.
LaGuardians.
"DC is trash"
This is unnecessarily aggressive... DC hasnt even said anything to make an ass of himself in this thread yet.
MODS! BAN ME!
What's worse? These logos or the logo for the Fightin' Montgomery Biscuits:
I am ALL IN on the BattleHawks.
They are almost at the level of Class A and AA baseball nicknames. Do like the Houston tip of the hat to the Oilers.
The battlehawks logo looks like some logo from a mecha anime so I'm all in.
First team to develop a 'mech mascot gets my fandom for life.
It's funny that DC is the Defenders...cause the other team is the Offenders.
If Bronco asked you what he could use to motivated his team, would you have recommended a paver, a picnic basket, or something else?
If you were to write a google restaurant recommendation for somewhere you went for an away game, where would you recommend and what would it say?
What metric are you most interested in following to determine defensive performance this year?
What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
I don't drink, but I'll hoist a stiff root beer.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
found my new "DRINK!" gif:
There was a whole video compilation of these so I imagine, quite the variety of trickshot beers.
I would complain about the waste of beer but its Heineken so carry on.
Why are they in the woods dressed like that...??
Comfort!
They were prolly lumber jack'n it...
That's what she said
Why's Beamer moving and who's buying his house?
Why are we still waiting for the sixth Fuller? What's taking so long???
Have you ever gone Mach 5 with your hair on fire? 🔥 🔥 🔥
1. What happens if you mix regular bacon and turkey bacon on the same plate? (is it even possible?)
2. Where can you get the best cheese curds?
What are your thoughts on the new Blindside Block Penalty....
Best part of football is a de-cleating block on a pick six/punt return.
Ya like jazz?
Wow, did I read this wrong.
That's nasty
Does all the love for UVA this offseason make you want to commuit sudoku? In pen??
What is your favorite boolean value?
Looking at your comment history, you seem to disappear for about a month, every other month... sometimes longer. Where do all the Fullers go to hang out together and what do you all do there?
Extended lycanthropy.
'Cause no gnus is good gnus.
What is worth more? A 6" native brook trout or a 24" hatchery rainbow.?
God. Neither?
I'd probably go 24" hatchery only because they're more rare and harder to catch. I've found natives a bitch to hike to then easy to the point of boredom to catch, even with the fly rod. Maybe I'm strange, but natives have never been my thing.
Who shotguns beer the best on the coaching staff? My money is on Coach Wiles.
How dare you. Look at this beautiful son of a bitch and admit you're wrong.
His original staff photo (the one with the M-frames scorched into his face) made me realize maybe I'm not as much of a man as I thought.
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They photoshopped his face into the pic of him wearing the VT Polo, right? His hair is the exact same in both, down to the strays.
Not gonna lie, not a bad Photoshop job. UVA should take notes
I'd take Coach Vice for more of a Case Race Champion.
Coach Wiles is all about the key twitch.
You have to go to war. You have to choose three current and/or former players to go to said war with. Go!
Do you even know what dude you are?
What's with the eggplant emoji?
Oh I think you know 😏
Do bees have ears?
Rabbit or raven?
The earth isn't flat.........and go
When are you going to answer your AMA from last season?
BC, Syracuse, Pitt. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go.
M/F/K?
Same order you listed. BC/Syra/Pitt
What do you know about Jesuits?
What was the biggest Oscar snub, and why was it Beverly DeAngelo in Vacation? Or Beverly DeAngelo in Summer Catch?
What about Calculon in "The Magnificent Three?"
Did anyone tell Florida and Miami that they were actually supposed to win that game or were both sides on the take to throw it?
Why are men wearing skinny jeans, they look uncomfortable.
Over/Under 14 times we will get a Fuller preview of the opponent this year?
edit: oops