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Holy shit, football's back! Can anyone remember a more uneventful offseason? Finally some news and a game to break the boring monotony of just nothing ever happening to this program. You know what they say,

So, to reacquaint you with the football team you probably haven't thought about in months, I'm here to provide a Fuller perspective on any questions you have. Want to know more about our opponent, or the Chaps as Coach Addazio calls them? Have general questions about college football? Questions about tacos? Want to know who plays for the Hokies? For the last one, probably go read French's stuff first.

Lay it on me in the comments. I'll answer in a mailbag next week.

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If Army beat Michigan in their one tough game and go 13-0(they play hawaii so they get an extra game) in the regular season do they deserve a spot in the CFB playoffs? Or does the fact their schedule is so weak they dont stand a chance with the committee? If you take michigan off the schedule last years average record for this years opponents was 3-8.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Deserve? probably... will they get one? Not a chance in hell. It's really only a 3 team playoff anyway, as Alabama would get in with 2 losses- 3 losses if they lose a tough one to GA in the SEC CG. Not tic or sarcasm. Army is fighting for 1 of 3 spots, realistically.

Considering Bama hasn't lost 2 regular season games since 2010, seems unlikely

Only because you made a princess bride reference:

Let's Go

HOKIES

Stop That. I Mean It

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I don't see the reference...?

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Cary Elwes (in the gif from Men in Tights) played Wesley in The Princess Bride. Not really a reference, but I'm not telling Andre that he doesn't belong in this thread.

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If The Dude is known for drinking White Russians, and a certain coach wants multiple Dudes on his team, should said team be investigated for supporting under age drinking?

Steve Addazio looks like a an old trainer who sells auto parts on the side in a boxing movie.

I realize this isn't a question, but you're welcome to elaborate on it.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

"Hey, Steve! How would you like to coach at Miami this year?"

"I dunno, Marty, I've got a shipment of whitewalls coming in next week. Can I get back to ya?"

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For fun:
1. There's been talk of what kind of defense we might run next year with a new DC and what appears to be some solid LB depth ... if you were calling the shots, what kind of system would you run + why?
2. Who would you try to bring in as the new DC?

Hokie fan | W&M grad

Do you have any strong feelings about nihilism?

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Do you like gladiator movies?

C'mon guys, I don't feel like you're taking this very seriously

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Does using a mirror count?

Will Dwayne Lawson see the field in week 1?

What's the deal with orange? Why do the players these days want to wear so much orange?

via GIPHY

JP

It's lit af bro

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

100

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King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

*shudder*

Where the loluva's tradition of crawling through long grass come from?

Last play of last season.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

How many negative total yards of offense do we hold ODU this year: Over/Under -100 total yds?

Let's Go

HOKIES

Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

On an unrelated note, do ya love meh?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

For a second I thought there was a "t" in the last word, and was trying to figure out what that had to do with Old Gregg.

What are some great pre-season football movies I should watch to get myself pumped for the season?

My usual go to's are Necessary Roughness and Remember the Titans. Maybe splash a Rudy in there too.

β€œTHE CUP IS GOING NOWHERE MIKEY!!! THEY DID IT SOMEHOW!!”

Any Given Sunday.

What were the main points of the original Port Huron Statement that made it so much better than the compromised second draft?

I'd also like to know about the six other guys in the Seattle Seven

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Thoughts on the new XFL logos/names?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

They all suck...except Houston. Nice subtle connection to the Oilers.

JP

I'm okay with Houston and Tampa Bay. Wish Seattle went with an 'S' name like the Sea Hawks, Super Sonics, Sounders, etc. I give the Guardians some credit for trying something novel. LA gets negative points. Dallas is meh. I almost like the Battle Hawks. DC is trash.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

LaGuardians.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

"DC is trash"

This is unnecessarily aggressive... DC hasnt even said anything to make an ass of himself in this thread yet.

MODS! BAN ME!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

What's worse? These logos or the logo for the Fightin' Montgomery Biscuits:

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

I am ALL IN on the BattleHawks.

They are almost at the level of Class A and AA baseball nicknames. Do like the Houston tip of the hat to the Oilers.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

The battlehawks logo looks like some logo from a mecha anime so I'm all in.

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

First team to develop a 'mech mascot gets my fandom for life.

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It's funny that DC is the Defenders...cause the other team is the Offenders.

We put the K in Kwality

If Bronco asked you what he could use to motivated his team, would you have recommended a paver, a picnic basket, or something else?
If you were to write a google restaurant recommendation for somewhere you went for an away game, where would you recommend and what would it say?
What metric are you most interested in following to determine defensive performance this year?

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

I don't drink, but I'll hoist a stiff root beer.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

found my new "DRINK!" gif:

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

There was a whole video compilation of these so I imagine, quite the variety of trickshot beers.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

I would complain about the waste of beer but its Heineken so carry on.

Why are they in the woods dressed like that...??

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

Comfort!

They were prolly lumber jack'n it...

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

That's what she said

Why's Beamer moving and who's buying his house?

Why are we still waiting for the sixth Fuller? What's taking so long???

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Have you ever gone Mach 5 with your hair on fire? πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, TKPC#490, One of us!

1. What happens if you mix regular bacon and turkey bacon on the same plate? (is it even possible?)

2. Where can you get the best cheese curds?

What are your thoughts on the new Blindside Block Penalty....

Best part of football is a de-cleating block on a pick six/punt return.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Ya like jazz?

Wow, did I read this wrong.

That's nasty

Does all the love for UVA this offseason make you want to commuit sudoku? In pen??

What is your favorite boolean value?

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Looking at your comment history, you seem to disappear for about a month, every other month... sometimes longer. Where do all the Fullers go to hang out together and what do you all do there?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Extended lycanthropy.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

'Cause no gnus is good gnus.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

What is worth more? A 6" native brook trout or a 24" hatchery rainbow.?

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

God. Neither?

I'd probably go 24" hatchery only because they're more rare and harder to catch. I've found natives a bitch to hike to then easy to the point of boredom to catch, even with the fly rod. Maybe I'm strange, but natives have never been my thing.

Who shotguns beer the best on the coaching staff? My money is on Coach Wiles.

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How dare you. Look at this beautiful son of a bitch and admit you're wrong.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

His original staff photo (the one with the M-frames scorched into his face) made me realize maybe I'm not as much of a man as I thought.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.


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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

They photoshopped his face into the pic of him wearing the VT Polo, right? His hair is the exact same in both, down to the strays.

Not gonna lie, not a bad Photoshop job. UVA should take notes

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

I'd take Coach Vice for more of a Case Race Champion.

Coach Wiles is all about the key twitch.

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You have to go to war. You have to choose three current and/or former players to go to said war with. Go!

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Do you even know what dude you are?

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

What's with the eggplant emoji?

We put the K in Kwality

Oh I think you know 😏

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Do bees have ears?

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
#15 Straight

Rabbit or raven?

Let's Go

HOKIES

The earth isn't flat.........and go

When are you going to answer your AMA from last season?

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

BC, Syracuse, Pitt. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go.

M/F/K?

Same order you listed. BC/Syra/Pitt

What do you know about Jesuits?

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

What was the biggest Oscar snub, and why was it Beverly DeAngelo in Vacation? Or Beverly DeAngelo in Summer Catch?

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

What about Calculon in "The Magnificent Three?"

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Did anyone tell Florida and Miami that they were actually supposed to win that game or were both sides on the take to throw it?

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Why are men wearing skinny jeans, they look uncomfortable.

Over/Under 14 times we will get a Fuller preview of the opponent this year?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller