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Holy shit, football's back! Can anyone remember a more uneventful offseason? Finally some news and a game to break the boring monotony of just nothing ever happening to this program. You know what they say,

So, to reacquaint you with the football team you probably haven't thought about in months, I'm here to provide a Fuller perspective on any questions you have. Want to know more about our opponent, or the Chaps as Coach Addazio calls them? Have general questions about college football? Questions about tacos? Want to know who plays for the Hokies? For the last one, probably go read French's stuff first.

Lay it on me in the comments. I'll answer in a mailbag next week.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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We put the K in Kwality

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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This is my school
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Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

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VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. ๐ŸŽฃ

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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This is my school
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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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We put the K in Kwality

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
โ€œI served in the United States Navy"

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