Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments
100% battery? Gotta respect his life choices.
Dude...
I feel like I need a hazmat suit to read your comments in game threads.
The DCEU is in dire need of a more lighthearted approach that isn't cringeworthy like Suicide Squad was. I say give it a shot.
Goddammit, Chicago, really?

Apparently this company has some issues with the way it is run. They were evicted from the Fort Henry Mall in Kingsport, TN, for failing to open an IMAX screen (they promised one within a window of their opening date) and for being delinquent in their rent.
And now with a preview of the Hokies' 2017 season, here's weatherman Ollie Williams...

Thanks, Ollie.

Hank Azaria on blow? Sold.
I wanna see him lay out to catch a perp like it was a hail Mary pass.
Elon Musk is either a Bond villain or Iron Man.

Proud as hell of this team.
But we have to wait until October??? That sucks.
It could be worse.

A few extra days off isn't the worst thing that could happen to this team right now.
But Nintendo rules the handheld market with an iron fist. So the hybrid platform of the Switch might be golden. By for the fourth consecutive console launch in a row, the question is can they get third party developers to bring popular titles to their console in addition to the Nintendo exclusive properties that people buy Nintendo systems for.
Also, re: the GameCube, don't forget that Resident Evil 4 was a GC exclusive title for a minute.
No, no, no, it's that your TL;DR needed its own TL;DR.
There's something to be said for a "learn from my mistakes" mentor.
Didn't we (meaning TKP, not you and me specifically) have a conversation a couple years back where it was decided that the maroon in our uniforms is definitely not the official school color?
This just makes me miss Halfwits and Wagers.
Interesting that they wouldn't use the official color as the official web color.
The argument remains (though slightly modified) that this is also not a shade of purple, because it has a G value > 0. Purple is an intermediate color between red (255,0,0) and violet (127,0,255). Any shade between those two has to have a G value of 0.
However, given that our official color has a R and B value with a very low G value, I guess I could see how someone might interpret it as purplish.
Has anyone had the left joycon sync issues that have been in the news lately?
This is just dumb. The school's official shade of maroon has an RGB value of 102,0,0. Purple is an intermediate color between red and violet, meaning any shade of purple must contain a value > 0 in blue. Maroon is inarguably a shade of red.
Dumbass ESPN.
Holy shit.
Doctors removed his bone marrow - the part of the body that makes blood. They then genetically altered it in a lab to compensate for the defect in his DNA that caused the disease.
Sickle cell is caused by a typo in the instructions for making the protein haemoglobin, which is densely packed into red blood cells.
A virus was used to infect the bone marrow with new, correct instructions.
They fucking rewrote the programming of his bone marrow.
What a time to be alive.
Joe deputized me to...


I somewhat take exception with the "false-craft" label. Case in point, Goose Island in Chicago. ABI bought them out, everyone lost their shit, Chicagoans rebelled against the company (contributing to the lightning-quick ascension of Revolution as THE craft brewery in Chicago), and ultimately...Goose Island didn't change in any noticable way. They're still making the world famous Bourbon County Stout, still making the excellent Sophia and Matilda, and Honkers Ale and 312 remains a great basic introduction to the APA and unfiltered wheat ale styles, respectively.
Sure, it sucks that Goose Island's profits are funneled into ABI's corporate machine, but corporate takeover has happened with literally every other American industry. That's probably not a discussion we want to have on here, as it will invariably lead to TOS violations.