Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments
That's way more Joel Shumacher's fault than Val Kilmer's.
Two masterpiece. The Dark Knight Rises was a mixed bag and a bit of a mess.
I'm really looking forward to the Affleck-directed Batman movie.
Pronouncing the j. J phonetically makes the sh sound. Or at least close enough to get the point across. I probably should have just asked of you pronounce the j or if it's silent.
Everything about that looks like it was fabricated by that guy from the Pitt board. Yesterday he tweeted Proctor would announce today, today he tweets that his coach confirmed Proctor's a Hokie. Someone was cruising for clicks.
So do you pronounce his first name "Ty-shwan" or like Taiwan?
I'd imagine any comments regarding governance would be considered political comments, even if you don't mention political parties.
The "source" in the original tweet is also behind a paywall. Could be fishing for subscriptions.
Garbutt officially announces tomorrow. Per a questionable source on a Pitt message board, Proctor supposedly "announces" between us and Pitt today.
Yup, and that's why I think no announcement is the most likely outcome, followed by an "announcement" for us. I don't think a flip is likely, it's just the first thing I thought when I saw that tweet. And if Proctor were to flip, I think Garbutt goes to Pitt.
To be clear, I mean Corn's gonna get a HC gig somewhere. I don't think he leaves for another OC position unless it's in the NFL.
Ever since the rumor started that Nathan Proctor was "announcing" today between VT and Pitt, there was a small part of me that worried about a flip. Then when I saw Garbutt will announce Friday, it feel like there's a possibility that Pitt is trying to manufacture some momentum. Proctor and Garbutt on consecutive days would be huge, for either program.
Basically, if Proctor "announces" for us today (or doesn't announce at all, since, y'know, he already announced for us), then I'll feel a lot better about Garbutt. If Proctor flips, my gut says we miss out on Garbutt.
Corn's gonna get a head job somewhere before long. You don't bring this kind of instant offensive success to a program that has struggled in offense for so long without getting noticed. The only question is how good of a job is he going to wait for. I can see Fuente's assistants approaching Beameresque levels of loyalty, where it's not just going to be a job offer, but the right job offer that pulls them away.
Hard to fit in a basketball career when you're so busy being the Zodiac Killer.
/s, obvs
Do we still get twelve football games?
Okay, I'm good.
If we're gonna do a Friday game, Black Friday is absolutely the day to do it.
Nah. Recommit tomorrow so we get five recruits in five days.
Wait, how many dicks does Seth Dooley have?
SEVEN LAYERS, WE NEED A FOLLOW-UP INTERVIEW!!!
This just raises the question, what number of dicks signifies perfection? Do you want more dicks? Or is perfection attained with the absence of dicks?
Misread this as "I give it 7 dicks." I thought that was a very odd rating system.
The numbers always work out.
Edit: goddammit, beaten by twenty seconds...