Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments
What the hell is up with punts hitting blockers this season?
Wrong thread.
Seriously. Fuck you, Clemson, for making me pull for a team coached by Bobby Petrino.
Man, the officials in UL/Clemson are allowing a street fight, but Jackson has lost all compsure.
GT playing Enter Sandman during the break.
I know this is all make believe, but let's not get stupid, okay?
Cuse/ND on pace for 120 combined points and over 1400 combined yards of offense.
Brian Kelly is going full on toddler meltdown. It's glorious.
Just announced this will be the first ever Hell in a Cell college football game. The steel cage is currently being lowered onto Worsham Field.
Or Shai...
The Manning Award is gonna look so nice next to the Heisman on his mantle.
I think he's way better suited to calling a high scoring spread offense.
See, that's specifically what I like about him. Then again, I think the world would be a better place if all sports were called by the guys who do soccer on Univision.
This. NFL coaches have contract negotiations, franchise players and free agents. College coaches have decommits and transfers. It's part of your job. STFU and coach.
Drew Harris to start at tailback. George Bell moves up to second string this week.
Every coach in FBS football wants to instill this mantra to their team, and it's total bullshit.
FBS football is a de facto developmental league for the NFL. For the top-tier recruits, their college career is the only path to the League they will ever have. This guy's chance to play on Sundays was being jeopardized by Saban's coaching decisions, so as a business move, he has decided to transfer ASAP to try to get a full year of availability as soon as next season.
Team loyalty at this level of football is a bullshit hustle that coaches use to try to build teams deep enough to win championships. The NFL's insistence on using college football as a developmental league rather than developing one themselves means your college career is your audition for the next level. A player should never be asked to give up their chance at an NfL career due to some concept of team loyalty. No decent coach would ever ask that of one of his players.
UW has Stanford all out of sorts. I don't know if I've ever seen Stanford totally dominated like this.
I am really, really digging Laaser. He reminds me a lot of how Paul Heyman used to call ECW matches. He has a great commentator voice for standard action, but for big plays his voice drops an octave and gets gravelly.
I have this crazy vision where you show up at Vice's house and realize all the bookshelves are lined with Nietzsche and Kierkegaard, and he has the best stocked wine cellar in the NRV.
Makes me question Wiles' appraisal skills, TBH.
Most impressive thing about Houston/UConn was the ease with which UH dropped 28 in the second quarter. They just made it look effortless.
But Ward has a bizarre throwing motion. It's almost sidearm. Reminds me of Tyrod back when he had "the hitch."
That's a difficult distinction to make in an offense like Fuente's. I think you'll see the QB be one of the top three rushers on the team for years to come. Comparing Fuente's run game to Beamer's is apples to oranges.
You can get into university studies and then change your major.
Just makes me wonder what JC Coleman could have accomplished in Fuente's system.
Which schools consolidated?

Louisville has no idea how to play from behind. And that includes the coaching staff. Some really suspect play calling.