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Which is what we said a month ago. ;^)
Bye coach.
I just realized y'all are talking about Josef Slawny, the physics professor?
God, I still have nightmares about his "bead on a rotating hoop" examples for small harmonic oscillations. It was the only example he had ever conceived of, apparently.
We're hiring Cal's coach?
Until he takes off with the ball for no gain while the jet sweep option had two blockers in front of him and wide open spaces.
May be last portal entry in the 'fired coach 30-day' window. Portal closes tomorrow.
And given that Penn State DGAF about shootyhoops, I bet 90% of their rev share money is going to football.
But they do GAF about grapplyflips, so a good portion of their rev share money goes there, I'll bet.
i assumed this was sarcastic, but people seem to be replying to it.
Big NO for me...explained in two words: linebacker play
No great loss.
- Stephen King, The Stand
I bet Pry's contract doesn't even have an offset clause.
Thanks Whit!
I still don't know half their names, I don't think getting attached will be a worry.
I think the more likely scenario is someone else hires franklin and he brings Pry with him as DC
While I do think Pry will likely be a DC somewhere either next year or the year after, I would highly doubt that would be here if we hired Franklin. I know I would not want to do that if I were him, I would take less money elsewhere.
Too bad our athletic department has a contract with Jif. We get three jars a year, plus a Hamilton, for Jif to be our official peanut butter.
So sorry, no Skippy.
I think Franklin is competent enough to win with lesser talent. He won at Vanderbilt and until two weeks ago almost never a lost a game he should have won at Penn State.
Obviously his teams were uber talented. But basically every year you could look at PSU's schedule and chalk up losses for OSU and Michigan (if they were good) and wins for everyone else. It's not Miami, Texas, or USCw where despite 5 stars out their ears, they end up losing 4 games a year to crap teams because they're poorly coached. Maybe the Hokies have conditioned me into a loser mentality, but I think winning consistently like that in college football is pretty impressive (and for the record, I find him to be a giant d bag and loved watching his downfall).
Could he knock off Miami, GT, and Clemson in year 1 here? No.
Could he put us in shape to beat G5 teams and the dregs of the ACC? I think yes.
Would he even want to come here? IDK
I wouldn't love it, but his wife and kids probably would.
That man is hoping that NC State Film gets him paid.
TIL we have a bye week.
Thanks, Whit. You've killed my interest in this program.
Virginia Tech defensive back Christian Ellis is entering the transfer portal, his agency @APSportsAgency tells @CBSSports.Had 99 tackles and an interception at New Mexico last year before transferring to Virginia Tech. pic.twitter.com/500dXuxWXFโ Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) October 14, 2025
His Bio has already been scrubbed from Hokiesports. He's a Senior transfer, and by foregoing the remainder of the season retains his eligibility for his next school.
Shoot, by that point, I hope we can field a team against UVA ๐คฃ
A loss, but at this point I will continue to simply root for the guys who are here and hope we can pull off an upset against UVA.
I wouldn't get too attached to anyone on this roster.
Are we sure we're playing bye week this week???
Spending the bye week doing a long run with the wife for marathon training.
Just need to time my coffee and energy gels so that I don't pull a Brent Pry (shit my pants in the last 25%).

Is grapplyflips rock climbing? Either way, I'm sure you can get good at grapplyflips for $2.5m/year, and give the rest to football.