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Deserves, no, but us real men crave it like it's water. That stallion power helps get me through the day by making me highly attractive to women with my pure horse strength and my other horse features.
Quite frankly, with as big a tech school as we are, it would be pretty interesting if we banned cars on campus, working with a tech company to roll out an automated ride share company that will take you anywhere on campus or to any of the surrounding apartment complexes, and shopping centers.
Doubtful. And I wouldn't wish the full Dan Quinn Super Bowl Experience on anybody. I've been there.
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately went there

Damn, you beat me to the joke.

Ya, they bussin'.
Fergie's going for some hot-hot culture, maybe some Shakira-style hip shakin'. She'll have those guys in booty-shakin' shape in zero ticks.

aren't the busses free now though?
That's how you know this thread is getting to damn big... Drink!
https://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/1296169#comment-1296169

As long as that crazy translates onto the field I'm cool with it
NIL should come with a driving service. Paid-for uber within Montgomery county.
Red Bull -- Gives you wings.
The original recipe for the Thai version of Red Bull (Krating Daeng) did have Bull testicle extract in it, which is where the taurine came from. Or at least, that's the Thai legend as told by Thai friend. Taurine is now chemically manufactured.
It wouldn't be incongruent to suggest that bull semen would be useful for enhancing training. I imagine Horse semen may also have such benefits.
NVM...
Reminder to not drive if you can help it, use rideshare, bike, use transit, or walk if you can. Also a reminder that Blacksburg is not very walkable because the town has decided to put most student housing outside of reasonable walking distance.
around here, yeah.
Well that's not what I intended - I was thinking more like splicing it in or something - not well thought out, mind you, just thought it sounded impressive. Guess I need to think things through a little more...
I want guys who will play with a ripped off finger! (I remember hearing about that right after it happened.)
Man that seems a little extreme... Idk if anyone deserves to have horse semen in their cereal
Light work for Jimmy.
Thicc legs.
Solid, Knowledgeable, Rigid...
Or something similar...
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
Large pushing machinery. Old School Bud hardnosed.
Virginia Tech lineman Greg Nosal keeps playing after fingertip is torn off
