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Urban Meyer Eats Bowls of Dicks

Have a way to watch the early games.
Early games? Shit son, when are you starting this tailgate? We're the only game being played on Monday
it's actually just a stage name, born of his undying love of Keith Urban music and Oscar Meyer hotdogs.
....but just like Oscar Meyer he is still a little wiener.
Which leads to another question. Can I set up a tailgate on Sunday night and do a legitimate 24 hour tailgate or will the police frown on that.
Sir Urban coaches the unanimous #1 team in the country. Sir Urban is undefeated since last we met. Sir Urban is our guest in our house on Monday. Sir Urban is deserving of our respect, if not our admiration. All hail Sir Urban.
Now, let us beat Sir Urban like a rented mule.
Absolutely, will be doing a review of every game as well as a preview.
Glad you enjoyed it!
Good one. I'm a fan of clever puns. Turkey leg.
Different kind of tip...
I always go with have 1 bourbon, 1 water, repeat. I do this until I forget which I had last. Then I have 2 bourbons and a capnap (10-15 minutes tops). Take a leak, then scream my head off...hopefully by now I'm in the stadium for this last part).
Viagra or Cialis.
Oh, wait. That would be an all-day something else.
Urban is #TeamTofuJello
How strict are they about the "No throwing, including footballs" in the parking lots?
Urban Meyer changed his name in the late 80s because "Rural Meyer" didn't sound very good.
Sir Urban Meyer hates pie AND cake
Step 1: Buy Ice Shot Luge.
Step 2: Use Ice Shot Luge.

Just remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!
well done.
Agree. Overall we compete with UNC much more.
I think OL Pete Leota is down to us and USCe so I wouldn't mind them having a down year though.
A Bluto reference is always good for a leg!
Virginia state flag that says "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus" and has the Hokie Bird standing on a T-Rex. Don't forget the nip-slip.
A shorter list would be what hops didn't we put in...
But seriously, we bittered with Magnum (recipe called for hop extract, but we couldn't get any in time), and then a mix of Columbus, Apollo, Amarillo, Centennial and Simcoe at 10 minutes, whirlpool, and dry hop. All in all, we put in over a pound of hops for a 5-gallon batch.
That saison sounds amazing! I'm totally loving the New Zealand hops. It may take a while to sour, especially at keg temp, but I think it is probably great as-is.
I have to discount the video because it actually has the wahoo mascot actually blocking someone. They don't know what blocking is.
My advice to you is to start drinking, heavily.

Sir Urban Meyer thinks Kalvin Cline is a clothing line.