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i got CRUSHED.
F YOU miami and f me for believing you were ever back.
I'm mostly down with your top 10. I think Bama deserves to be a little higher, and Sakerlina should be a little lower.
Florida State seems too high for me, I'd put them more in the 15-17 range. No specific reason, their win against Miami was impressive but they got some help from Miami's self-implosion, and other than that game, they haven't blown my mind. AND YES I am a FSU hater (who isn't?). I'll give them more credit if/when they roll BC and NC State in the next 2 weeks.
I like where you have Stanford and Arkansas, but I'll admit I'd probably have Stanford a little higher because I'm riding that bandwagon. In related news: suck it, Kiffykins.
Don't like NC State on there, I'd sub Miami in for them. OK thats a lie, I'd sub the Hokies in for them even though I don't think we deserve to be ranked (yet). It makes my eye twitch to give Miami credit over VT especially with Princess Jacory throwing the ball with reckless abandon.
Other than that, its a crapshoot. As evidenced by the shuffling in the AP and Coaches Polls, and even moreso by this new story saying Boise State would be #1 if the BCS came out today, no one knows wtf is going on anymore... not even the computers that are specifically designed to know wtf is going on.
**It should be noted that I missed most games before 8pm this week because I was responsible for a 7 month old, and he isn't cool enough to watch football all day yet (I'm working on it). So when I say my opinions are unqualified, I REALLY mean it.
why in the world aren't there more 5-8 yard dump passes (Wes Welker style) to the receiving corps and/or the running backs? It seems anything of that length is an out route and dumped near the sideline.
I have no answer for this and I'd like to see more of it too. Our passing game seems to be anything but conservative, we're always pushing the field instead of taking the easy yards underneath.
I have not even been close the past few weeks.
At least the Hokies are winning, and fun to watch once again.
why in the world aren't there more 5-8 yard dump passes (Wes Welker style) to the receiving corps and/or the running backs? It seems anything of that length is an out route and dumped near the sideline.
so upsetting...
it seems with the size and hands of the receivers (and backs) that a throw in the middle field like that would make the offense seem more complete. clearly jump balls are great for them, Coale knows how to sneak open and the backs and tight end have their specialty, but that kind of play seems missing and would be an immense addition to what's left to defend.
big Andre's TD was exactly that. simple, old-school Madden video game plays...
fucker
or just didn't execute.
why can't they be taught that?
how come chip or brian kelly do it so easily?
I thought the white helmets were going to be atrocious, but they were more than serviceable.
this uni combo
nice
damn game wasnt on tv at the gym and my power was out so i couldnt stream it
a rebound week. got a lot of winners wrong but a lot of spread right.
lsu game was bad ass.
Pretty satisfied with today's win. Still want the 3-headed offensive monster gone. I feel like we can throw Sherman under the bus too while we're at it.
I seriously find it hard to believe we can't find an adequate replacement for JGW. Kid is out of position 75% of the time. You are the weakest link, sir.
But they definitely thought Hazley handled kickoffs and not Meyer.
Boykin had a false start on him too, what's up with that?
Because he's high.
I've got to give props to the booth guys, normally I hate watching the 2nd tier channels, but I've actually enjoyed their insight and color. Here's some examples of note:
1) On Tyrod's 62% compeletion rate: He's throwing downfield a lot and this is somewhat misleading, this is not a a dink and doink offense
2) Tyrod's mobility: He's just really fast in small spaces
3) Dyrell's false start: Wide receivers and false starts don't mix, they're not blocking anybody, they're just standing there
4) Negative punt return by CMU: Should have called a fair catch- and my hindsight is awesome
i'm in dallas for the Rangers playoff games.. almost forgot about my picks
ARK
BAMA
MSU
FLA
STAN
FSU
go hokies
very nice.

Also it's better for Amelia to learn what being a Hokie is all about while she is young so she doesn't turn into the 60-year-old lady who got quite upset when I accidentally stomped on a full, capped bottle of diet coke after Danny Coale caught that ball against Nebraska and it exploded on about 10 different people.
As always, way to represent TKP on the left coast.
I am up to 50% so everything I predict here has a 50/50 chance of being correct. I like 50/50. I think everything has a 50/50 chance except me yelling an F bomb while watching football. My apologies to the 2 year old Hokie fan Amelia for my tirades last week. I am glad your Mom understands my frustration with this team. On to the picks.
Arkansas - A good ole Southwest Conference rivalry being held in Fayetteville West, i.e. Dallas which means it will be more like an Arkansas home game. Maybe aTm can make enough money from this game to get some proper fitting pants. Mallet v/s Johnson in a shootout, I will take Mallet.
Alabama - This game is on the four letter network and they have been talking all week that USCe can upset Alabama. That means Alabama will win. They are a freaking juggernaut that I think no one will stop.

Meeeechagan - Someone has to lose right? I think it has to be MSU for this game but I would much rather not pick it.
LSU - Not sure how the spread isn't 1 b/c there is no way the score isn't going to end 3-2.
Stanford - The only reasons to watch this game is if you a) hate USC and/or b) love the USC song girls.

F$U - The Baby Got Back Bowl or the Pre-Match of the ACC Championship as most are predicting. Remember both teams are back. The one that loses just has to wait for one more win until they are back. Jacory is like this years Hokies, you Goofus and Gallant interchanged between quarters and snaps. The U is back, Chief Osceola is back. This rivalry is back. You heard it here first.
Tonight's picks were brought to you by Hofbrau Munchen. Tomorrow will be Rogers Pilsner as usual. Go Hokies.

Who is the Goofus blocking the K in HOKIES. Didn't he know he was getting in the way of a commercial? By the way magduffs, just to be clear are you listening to Britney Spears or Brittany S Pierce? I like them both but the Glee girl cracks me up every time and I have to pause the show to catch my breath.
Great Goofus and Gallant picture and memories. Nothing like remembering the days of looking in a trashed up Highlights that had most pages ripped out and sanskrit written for all the answers not to mention the faces and phallic symbols Joe put in there. It was also great that while looking at this magacrap, you were most likely trying to stop your insides from exploding one way or the other. Damn, those were the days.
There was no mention of certain Goofus moments of throwing the ball too high or too low, remember your Grant Noel tweet? Hopefully that is behind us and we march ahead Gallantly. Go Hokies.



