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Surprised I didn't know that. Regardless, the original comment was that journalists come out of the UNC system, as if journalists coming out of any of the 16 universities are functionally identical. I would argue there are probably substantial differences in the ones coming out of the different tiers within the system, and that aligning the universities for that purpose is probably meaningless.

Here's the deal...

These guys are so freaking big that if they absolutely suck at Pass Pro., just have them go zero splits, stand up and make some quick throws!

Just kidding of course. But anything at all would be better than what we had this year.

So what does terry smith do actually? I've seen his name everywhere but all I know is he was the interim head coach? Does he coach a position or is he like the team chaplin?

Both of these seasons were before the portal era, tho. I think if he hauls in at least 8-10 starters from PSU 8 wins is well within reach

I added the highest ranked potential 4th team to the calculation.

Didn't get my hands on Wegdam's film, but I don't think I would have offered Cochrane, frankly. He basically hopped into an angle on his defender but never had any leg drive. I got a full game film of him (Benedictine vs Trinity in the Richmond area private school title game) and was very underwhelmed. Davion Brown was in that game too and Trinity couldn't get him the ball.

I'd agree the floor should be higher with Franklin than the two previous but the level of talent he is working with is a 3 win team that couldnt beat ODU. The freshman may see heavy playtime depending on the portal which young teams typically are messy and mistake riddled(ala this season).

Not on Dave Barry's list below but a great candidate...bolded ones are my faves

A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND ?

The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
The Turkey Spiders
The Flaming Salmonella Units
Excessive Deer Doots
Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
The Fecal Pellets
The Wood Tick Snorkels
Heave
Squatting Turnips
The Bones of Contention
Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
The Fabulous Snake Doots
Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
Weasel Nostrils
Three Fatty Acid Radicals
The Flaming Booty Moths
Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
Slippery Spleens
Sheep Eyeballs
The Flaming Croutons
Rodent Passion
Flaming Squirrels
Balky Charcoal
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
The Biscuit Whackers
Gaseous Worms
Raymond Burr's Legs
Shark Puke
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Little Heed
Short Shrift
Gastric Contents
The Urban Professionals
The Phlegmtones
The Federal Duck
Crotch
Effluent, Sliced Meat
The Postal Patrons
The Vestigial Organs
Decomposing Tubers
Diminished Penile Sensation
Bill and the Bracts
The Foliage Eaters
Crab Shrapnel
DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
Contaminated Tumbleweeds
Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
Violently Fracturing Water Closets
The Flying Shards
The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the ROLLING STONES)
Bleeding Nipples
Rapid Sucking Action
Nuclear Underpants
Marcel and the Turpitudes
The Groin Whappers
Thrusting Balloon Puppies
Drastic Toilet Air
The Eerie Groin Legumes
Drawers Full of Slugs
Groping for Elmo
The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
The Mighty Shaking Wattles
The Moos of Derision

I can speculate but since I was so off, I don't want to jinx anything. It's all a mental mojo thing. A sprinkle of a Jedi mind trick.

That leaked audio was hilarious, and would be deeply concerning to me if I were I were a Penn State fan. Kraft comes across as a complete joke. Totally unprofessional.

I had the same thought about roster salary management when listening to that tape though. My gut reaction was that Franklin's strategy feels like a necessity at a school that doesn't "recruit itself" like a Bama, OSU, UGA, Oregon, etc. To round out our roster with quality talent, we have to pay everybody. Whereas a more unequal structure could work at the top programs where recruits are willing to sign on for a reasonable shot at a Natty or expectation of a much bigger payday if they become a key contributor.

I see it like this. If they are truly a star and have name notoriety to carry that then Triumph or whoever is facilitating NIL should be pushing harder for larger deals there. To date, the most NIL thing I have seen our team have is Drones has recently done some social media for milk.
He has three like this:

You dont see our players getting Beats by Dre, shoe deals, other national brands etc. If we really are going to be big boy football this is a piece we need to break through on.

How many of these coaches/years only had 7/8 games though to effect "Bowl Eligibility" results?

W% wise Jones, Massie, Firth, Morrison, Lueder, Miles, Williams, Reiss, Ingersoll, Bocock, Bernier, Cubbage, Tilson all had 68% or higher win%.

746-504-44 overall. 57%
238-121-2 66%
385-266-42 w/o Frank. 55.5%

How do those rankings deal with the groups that have a playoff winner as team 4?

This tournament also differs considerably from all previous WC iterations.

From the, now, 12 groups, the top 2 will advance to the knockout stages

The top 8 third-place finishers will, now, also advance to the knockout stages.

Scenarios for the USA are as follows:

Win Group: Play runner up Group F (Likely Japan)
Runner up: Play winner of Group F (Likely Netherlands)
Third Place: Depends on other 3rd place finishers, but could be Winner Group E (Germany), Winner Group I (France), Winner Group A (Mexico)

Much better than I would have expected them to do at this point.

Still not 100% convinced this is a great fit for either side. PSU wants a guy that is going to beat top 10 teams-- Campbell has clearly established himself as someone who can build a program, but building vs. maximizing aren't really the same skill sets and not everybody has both.

You have to also wonder why he was clearly Penn State's 5th or 6th choice??

From a VT standpoint, I like the matchup of Franklin versus Campbell in recruiting battles. And if Terry Smith now ends up in Blacksburg, we could potentially decimate their Roster in the Portal.

So maybe it's really a better fit than I am giving credit for...PSU could be practically a ground-up rebuild (at least Roster wise) by February.

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