A Deadspin takedown of UVa so on point it deserves its own thread

If You Like Painful Basketball And Dickhead Fans, Root For Virginia

Oh man, this just popped up on Deadspin, and I bout fell out of my chair laughing. The writer, Bill Haisley, has to be a Hokie, I mean he just has to be. Just wait til you get to the part about the UVa fans themselves. Honestly, I don't know where to even begin quoting this thing, because the whole segment is quote worthy. But I'll leave this here....

They aren't Andrew Jackson Southerners; they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson. They wouldn't be caught dead uttering any of that old racism, but do enjoy showing up to parties in their finest antebellum clothing while sipping an even finer mint julep, happy to look down on other unsophisticated collegians with their beer and poorly mixed cocktails.

Everyone knows this kind of person, and this kind of person sucks. Now imagine the complex on that person after they didn't get into Duke.

There is much, much more in the article itself.... Well worth a Friday afternoon read before you leave for the weekend.

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