So I'm scouting the roster of Purdue. B1G country loves them some big ol' cornfed linemen, and I'm worried about a Pitt-style demolition of our front seven. By and large, not much scares me about their line, pretty comparable to ours in size for the most part, but then I stumbled across Corey Clements. Click here for his bio.
Six foot eight and tipping the scales at 420 pounds. To put that in perspective, he's the same height as Parker Osterloh but outweighs him by nearly 100 pounds. Or put another way, he outweighs Tim Settle (when Tim reported for fall camp) by sixty pounds.
He's a reserve, and I have a hard time believing with that size he maintains good technique, but good lord.
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Goaline guy.
420 lbs?
I'm going to go ahead and assume his lateral movement leaves a lot to be desired.
FTFY
Oh I dunno... he gets leaning forward a bit and he could open up some huge holes to run through.
Here's the running back hurdling the line in last week's game:
I'm just going to guess a guy that size has movements my size.
haha that's truly disturbed
I would say movement period is challenged. May say he is "movement challenged" but a good placeholder~
a guy that size can be dangerous. As in, when Dadi blows past him, he might get dizzy and fall on someone...
Damnnnnn
One of my favorite comedians.
He is the man. Met him at Dulles Airport about a month ago with his buddy Martin. He had slimmed down a ton. I barely recognized him. Told me he was on the "tequila only diet."
Glad it worked for him, didn't work for me.
I decided to look him up and ran across this site from NFL.com.
And that site reminded me of the 400+ TE at Baylor.
Fun times.
Check him for a time machine. At 6'8", 420 lbs. he is ahead of his time.
The implication there would be that someone from ahead of our time used a time machine to go back in time to now, where his talents (read: humongous size) aren't fully appreciated. I think the stronger possibility is that some sort of time vortex swallowed him up, transporting him from the age of 420 pound wide receivers into a time where his only option is to be a reserve lineman in Indiana. Check him for time vortex residue I say.
Where's the guy with the "it's science" gif?
It would take you 10 minutes to run around that cat.
Every team needs a Billy Bob
Big Bastard. They bumped his scholarship to cover his meal plan.
$$$ 420 BLAZE IT $$$
From his bio:
I may have taken some liberties with that bio.
Felt just like I was reading "Foe"rensics.
Jared Lorenzen is playing for Purdue now?
THE PILLSBURY THROWBOY!
They may have a really big lineman, but do they have a Sam Rogers?
If that guy does somehow get up a head of steam, I'd be worried about him producing gravitational influence on our not as big guys.