2016 TKP Glossary/Quick Reference

The hope for TKP is that every year we add new users in droves. It can be hard on a newcomer to see all these comments that seemingly make no sense at all. So, two years go we made a thread to list all the inside jokes. And they're all pretty much still being made. That's fine, it's part of what makes this site worth a stern talking to by your HR manager because apparently billing your customers for "research" should not include finding just the right emma gif.1 There have been a couple jokes introduced over the past few years that warrant inclusion and the format could be improved so I'm re-releasing this thread.

What follows is the result of countless hours of research, fact checking, and face to face surveying.2 And as an amateur comedian3 once said, "If you can't be funny, at least you can reference something funny often enough and eventually people might associate it with you instead." Well I'm not linking to all of it, but just compiling it and I might even be completely plagiarizing other people in my explanations, but I'm pretty sure somewhere in the Terms of Use you agreed to when making an account, you have no rights here. Also, these explanations might not be funny to you if you're new. Give it a couple weeks on here and you'll think it's all hilarious.4

I hope I've covered everything but if it's not on here, feel free to add it in the comments.5

->DRINK! When someone double posts, he is supposed to take a drink (think drinking game). The same applies to comments in a thread.

->FAM! A celebratory statement used after a win. Fam is short for "family" and the phrase "FAM!" is short for "It's lit FAM!" or "We gonna celebrate, FAM!" or "Rhinos prefer Teddy Valentine, FAM!" or any number of phrases. Just remember it means you're celebrating with your hokie brethren.

-> Going Full Arnie. When someone decides to go on and make an insulting moral evaluation of a player, coach, celebrity, or random stranger with little to no actual information of the situation. Extra points if you preface with "Y'all downvote this, but I'm about to speak that dam (sic) truth!" Can also be used to refer to a post trying to set a new record for downvotes. Source Link.

-> Not TKPing hard enough. Usually invoked when someone asks a question that has already been answered elsewhere or double posts.

-> Welcome to TKP. Sometimes a friendly greeting to new posters. Also a way to shame veteran posters who violate unwritten TKP precepts.

-> My dad has diabetes. A standard reply when someone shares something personal with no follow up to explain relevance. Originally a response to "I was a long snapper in High School." Anytime you could use "cool story, bro" this is an acceptable alternative.

-> Bucky Hodges' Height. He never stops growing. Different sources kept reporting his height and weight differently and they happened to sort of look like he kept growing. It's been going on since.

-> Sam Rogers/Chuck Norris/Superman comparisons. These started with this picture from his HS days. He then went on to become a model of what a walk-on football player can be.

-> AJ Hughes as #PUNTERSWAG and #4thdownquarterback. The dude was not only a great punter, but he was one of the best tacklers on the return coverage squad. READ MORE

-> Using "DC" as a verb. To DC an argument is to make an controversial statement, back it up with facts, have those facts shown to be horribly taken out of context, and, finally, reiterate your argument using different facts and/or by changing the argument so that it no longer depends on said facts. Basically it's just your run of the mill internet trolling. Named after user dcwilson40. If you are talking with someone who begins to "DC" the facts, just move on.

-> Denying Pussy Touchdowns. Yes, you read that correctly. Stemming from this comment which as far as we know was autocorrect gone amok. The rest is history.

-> Tight End jokes. This has evolved over the years. Initially, it was because our Oline coach just recruited tight ends and then moved them to different positions on the line. Then we've had a ton of recruited QBs get moved to TE (Boone, Hodges, Durkin, come to mind off the top of my head). And on top of that, our starting QB for 3 years was actually recruited as a TE (that would be Logan Thomas, in case you weren't sure). Ergo, every QB is a potential future TE. Every TE is a potential future lineman. Actually, pretty much any joke involving the position is sure to get a couple legs.

-> MsSusieCue. Occasionally you will see MsSusieCue pop up to put French in his place. This is rises above normal internet trolling because this particular user happens to be married to him.

-> Get After Ya. CFB Coach speak. DLine does well in practice? "Those Ends will really get after ya." Getting ready to play the defending national champs? "Saban's boy's will really get after ya." Just get beat by Duke for the first time since de-segregation? "Well, you know, those blue devils, they can really get after ya." If Frank can use it ubiquitously, so can we.

-> #Marinades. First they were #sources. Then #sauces. Then Frank went and did this.

-> She's well qualified. When Danielle Bartelstein was hired as Director of Football Operations, the very first comment was "She bae." And a veritable shitstorm erupted about respecting women, not being PC, etc etc etc. So now, it is very important to make sure the only comment you make about an attractive woman is that she is very qualified. And don't you forget it.

-> Car Puns. On occasion, you'll see a thread devolve into a string of car name puns. It was bound to happen when you spend 3 decades with a coach named "Beamer" and currently have a star WR named "Ford." Just roll with it.

-> YOU! by Mike London. Virginia Coach Mike London sent this letter as a scholarship offer. And people wonder why no one ever took him serious. This is also the origin of calling him "Coach Fondue" because apparently that's how he signs his missives.

-> TimeCop. Another name for our beloved former coach up the road (Mike London). He used to be a cop. Given that he had a non-existent coaching record, this was harped upon ad nauseum by commentators because they just needed something to talk about. He also used timeouts in a non-traditional manner. Specifically, letting the clock run down against Tech so we could kick a winning field goal with 4 seconds left on the clock. Oh, but he did call two timeouts to try to ice our kicker...for a 29 yard field goal that my 5 year old son could put in.

-> LOLUVa. This is how we refer to the University of Virginia. It's because when they try to pretend to have a football team, it makes you LOL.

-> Pie vs. Cake (and I guess other desserts). This is sure to go down in history as one of the more passionate, violent debates. It's right up there with Atheism vs Christianity, liberal vs. conservative, dog vs cat. With counselling, we have found a way to move forward as a community, but, on occasion, this topic comes back up. Pick a side and know there will be a reckoning...

-> Pls. A variant of the puss-in-boots meme, used to appeal to recruits to pick Tech. It quickly became a jinx. "[Recruits Name] PLS" pretty much guaranteed that the recruit would commit elsewhere. It began with the recruitment of graduate transfer running back, Tavien Feaster

-> Mama Fuller. Four brothers all played for Tech and were fantastic. We can never thank Mama Fuller enough for raising Vinny, Corey, Kyle, and Kendall so well and making sure they made good college choices.

-> Mama Giraffe. Heather Dinich used to cover the ACC blog beat for ESPN. In her blog videos she would choose very unfortunate angles that accented the length of her neck. Also, she hated on Tech like it was her job (which it was) even during some of our more dominant years.

-> Exumatur: explained here. Honestly, I don't get it, but it's a thing.

-> #Whitness. Basically, in Whit Babcock we trust.

-> It was a catch. Danny Coale had a game winning TD overturned against Michigan because refs reviewed this totally controlled catch and said it was an incompletion. No one knows what happened from there, but it did result in a rule change to keep this from happening again.

-> Danny Coale is Open. No, it's not a reflection on whether or not he's covered. The fact is, Danny put a lot of work into becoming one of the best route runners ever to play wide-out for Tech. If he's on the field, he's open. So, the word "open" is an acceptable replacement for "Danny Coale" and vice versa.

-> 3rd and 31. Just watch this.

-> The block heard around the world Link. Wayne Ward throws a killer block against WVU. The victim almost makes it out of the psych ward every year, but then he sees the word "Ward" on the door and it sends him back into fits.

-> Miami is Bak. Miami football used to be a big deal. But since joining the ACC, they have yet to even make a ACC championship game. To their credit, their first year the would have been co-champions with yours truly had they pulled off a win against us. But they didn't, thus sealing their decade's long position as the team to do the least with the most. It doesn't stop commentators from filling our heads every summer with "This is the year miami is back!"

-> Abbreviations: CFB=Coach Frank Beamer. CJF=Coach Justin Fuente, CBF= Coach Bud Foster, CPJ=Coach Paul Johnson (GT), RMFW=Ryan Williams, LT3=Logan Thomas, MV7=Michael Vick, not to be confused with MV5=Marcus Vick. NSFW=Not Safe For Work.

-> Thoroughbreds. LOLUVa coach Mike London had some shady dealing with 7v7 camps in the tidewater area. The coaches running these camps would funnel 4/5 star talent (Thoroughbreds) to LOLUVa where they would promptly underperform and transfer to an FCS school or waste 4 years losing to Tech. It remains to be seen if this continues through the Bronco regime. Kinda seems like a logical progression though...

-> "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - RIP kennyhokie. A cautionary tale about choosing your post titles wisely and making sure that any post actually has some content. This post was orginially titled "Huge news!!!"

-> Zima. God awful drink that Wahoos love, bra.

-> "NO TWEEDY, IT'S WHIP!" Cornell Brown once yelled this at Alonzo Tweedy. No, seriously, that's all we know. It just became a thing. Use liberally. Video here

-> Marcus Davis does not block. Claimed by many sites, a compilation was put together of some of the most lackluster blocking ever performed by our very own "freak of athleticism" Marcus Davis. Link here.

-> "Out of whack." Normally even keeled and overflowing with coach-speak, Coach Frank Beamer was pushed to the point of losing it on a caller named Jason from Arlington who was calling him to task on letting Bryan Stinespring's offense drag the program down.

-> Chopping Wood. Former WR coach and recruiting phenom Aaron Moorehead coined this phrase to mean doing the work necessary to land prized recruits. I prefer this version

-> Fully Dipped in Dork Magic. There are some who say this was an autocorrect blunder mauling the sentence "He needs to hit full speed before he gets to work his magic." Those people are dumb. This phrase has no beginning and it will have no end. It simply exists.

-> Cartoons Plural:

-> GIF. Short for "Graphical Interchange Format", pronounced like "gift" without the T.6 This is why we are all here. Any site can use words. Some of the better sites will use pictures. We use pictures...that move. Say it with GIFs.

-> /s (sarcastica). Used to denote sarcasm. Before you respond to a ridiculous comment, check again for this little tag and save yourself the ridicule.

-> TECHmo Bowl. Annual VT-GT game to determine who is the real Tech. Given that they use an offense from the 1940s and we're inventing the gorram future, I don't even know why we still need to determine this.

-> Drew Harris. A highly touted running back recruited back in the day. First he qualified, then he didn't. Then he planned on coming back to Tech after prepping. Then after JUCO. Etc etc etc. When Drew is in some nursing home somewhere, I hope we'll still be joking about how he'll play as soon as he finishes qualifying.

-> #GOACC. The ACC makes really bad decisions, like locking themselves into a crappy contract with Raycomm while everyone else is signing lucrative deals with ESPN. Or expanding by inviting perennial football powerhouses like Syracuse and BC. Or this.

-> Lawson Transfers. Dwayne Lawson was a highly touted QB recruit who decommitted from Miami when it was clear that their freshman starter QB was the next big thing under center. Scot Loeffler convinced him to come to tech possibly by hiring his HS coach to a made up position, which was completely as sketchy as it sounds. Instead of redshirting him, he was put in to attempt 9 passes in his entire freshman campaign. Then the offensive staff that recruited him was canned and the new staff brought in a highly touted transfer. Any time a new QB was recruited or Lawson was passed up by someone with less hype, someone would ask if they thought he would transfer, given the assumption that he bailed on Miami due to competition. Then he did and we're still making the joke. 'Cause that's what we do.

-> Fuck Matt Ryan. When we hosted BC in 2007, it was an ugly game. The only good thing was that we were up 10-0 with 2:11 left in the game. Then, somehow.7 Matty Ice led the eagles on two scoring drives to win the game 14-10. We had our revenge in the ACCCG later that season, but no one who watched this game in the freezing rain will ever forgive Matt Ryan.

-> Boxing Glove on a Stick. Yep, you read that right. Our favorite former long snapper and coach's offspring, Shane Beamer, decided that the best way to work on ball security was to run drills where he would try to knock the ball out with a boxing glove on a stick. As novel an idea as this was, our fumble numbers during his reign as RB coach were not improved.

-> It's pronounced "Kevin." Don't ask how to pronounce a name on TKP. This is the response you'll get. At first it's annoying until you get the chance to drop it on some unsuspecting newcomer. Then it's hilarious. Back story here.

-> Rich Rod for HC. Before securing future coaching hall of famer Justin Fuente, Rich Rodriguez's name came up as a possibility. This upset a certain resident inferno combatting member of our community so much that he just started posting this gif whenever anyone would even mention his name. We are not even sure if Hokie Fireman is still on the site or if Joe just wrote a script to parse our comments and auto-post the gif in response to he who shall not be named.

-> More [X] Than Fans at LOLUVa's Spring Game. Due to several years of lackluster fan attendance, we can reliably treat the number of fans at the spring game as zero. The culmination of this was the year Bronco Mendenhall just straight up canceled the spring game in favor of a "football festival" instead. No football was played, but that's typical for any LOLUVa gathering in Scott Stadium.

-> 38-0, bro. One year we skunked LOLUVa 38-0. Later, a troll on twitter claimed Tech always loses. LT3 simply responds with "38-0, bro."

-> Bad LOLUVa photoshop. LOLUVa published a poster with fans photoshopped into the stands to make them seem sold out. Silly wahoos, everyone knows the only way to sell out Scott Stadium is to host the Hokies.

-> Who is Dragon? Our very own resident Stinespring critic had Travon (McMillian, RB) auto-corrected to "Dragon" and it was such a great idea for a nickname that we made it stick. Source Link.

->Bendering Link Hijacking a thread to ramble about nothing. So named because of a certain member's tirade about what the definition of is is. See also ShockWave.

->Seth Dooley Fucks Link Our very own ChoppinWood SevenLayersofPlayers had a run in with Seth Dooley downtown while fairly intoxicated. Thankfully, he had the wherewithal to relay the conversation to us. This is the kind of cutting edge inside information you can find on TKP...

-> Emma GIFs. What do you get when you combine a weird fascination with Hermione Granger and a wealth of internet reaction gifs featuring her? You get TKP's obsession with Emma Watson GIFs. Use them liberally, but please, keep it safe for work.

-> Jreynolds06. Do not argue with this user about anything concerning locker room attitude, defensive backs, or especially a player that goes by the name "Mook." He will be right. You will be wrong. Just don't do it.

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1Ok, it was my boss, not the HR manager.
2Absolutely none of this is true.
3It's me.
4Or you will have left for an inferior site because you couldn't take all the running gags even though this is your best chance at good, hokie football centered content outside of grabbing a few beers with Fuente and Foster.
5Actually, if it's not on here, it's because it wasn't funny enough for me to remember, but as I'm not really the final word on what is and isn't funny/memorable, I guess you can add your unfunny crap below.

6Shut up, you can all just shut up now. Don't you dare comment on that pronunciation.
7Some theories were a reversion to "prevent" defense, possible payoffs to throw the game, or, my favorite, a deal with the dark lord himself.

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I wish I could give you a leg for each point.

dammit. I should have just posted the intro and then commented for each entry...

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Probably should include Bendering/Marcus Vick is the greatest VT QB of all time

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

before my time so I missed out on the meat of that one. Got a link that exemplifies him?

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Bendering means to hijack a thread to troll or ramble about nothing. It comes from a now banned member that notorious for doing so and when all things finally broke down would just tell people to bite his shiny metal ass. Here's the genesis of the Marcus Vick defense that elicits the the Bender meme/gif anytime his name is brought up: http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/december/30/ugh-mv5-trouble-again

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

You forgot this: /s

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and hetzers gonna hetz

The creator of the format says it's pronounced 'jif' I usually side with the inventors of products, services, etc on how to pronounce their creations.
Link

Edit: Also, pronounce the following words: giraffe, giant, gypsy.

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

And Viagra was also created to treat heart conditions. Stuff changes.

Counterpoint: the word "gift." (There's no way to win here when a letter has different sounds depending on context)

Agreed on the fact that no one wins an argument on the pronunciation of a soft or hard 'g' I was merely responding to the point the gif above makes.

I do disagree on the viagra example. If the creator of the little blue pill pronounced it "viagray" I assume doctors, patients, etc would pronounce it that way as well.

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

It was meant only as a tongue-in-cheek example.

But if language didn't evolve, we wouldst all beest speaking olde english.

Haha +1.
Alloweth us to lie this kindly quarrel to bed.

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

Except "viagra" is a made up name for a new product so, yes, if the inventor had called it "viagray" I'd say "viagray."

"Graphics," on the other hand, was an established part of the English language well before the Graphics Interchange Format was a thing. He invented the technology, slapped a name on it, and then said "English be damned, I'm ignoring how this word is pronounced but only when I use it in the acronym. Pronounce it normally for the full name."

As for giraffe, gypsy, and giant.....again, see the established pronunciation of those words. If someone came up with an acronym using those, of course I'd use the soft g. If someone came up with an acronym and wanted to use a hard g for giraffe I'd use the exact same argument I'm using for GIF: that's not how English works.

But, anyway, as you say no one is going to win the argument one way or another so I'll agree to disagree if you will. I think we can also agree that Jif peanut butter is the supreme brand of peanut butter, turkey legs are awesome, VT > UVA, and pie is better than cake. Also I owe you a beer whenever you're in Bburg

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and hetzers gonna hetz

the pronunciation of "viagra" is irrelevant to his point. Viagra was created by a guy who had the intent to treat heart conditions. Viagra is, instead, used by the masses for ED. And generally accepted as such.

The creator of the .gif probably intended for it to be announced "jif" but instead, the masses generally agree that it should be pronounced with a hard g, like "gif"

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Nailed it (pun intended). It's obviously not a logically strong point and was intended only to get a chuckle. But the broader point, I think, stands. Once something is out in the wild - a name, an object, whatever - its name, purpose, and function is either adopted or adapted by those who use it.

I believe it's called "yogging"...with a soft "j".

We put the K in Kwality

are you skipping the fuckeeng pancake breakfast?!

"...sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardoki!"

No 38-0 bro?

More <X> than fans at UVA's Spring game

Can't find the source of this, but pretty much used to make fun of UVA's pathetic Spring Game Festival attendance whenever somebody brings up another extremely low number, e.g. UVA wins over VT in the past decade/papacy, outright ACC football championships won by UVA (or Miami), etc.

Also, LOLUVA photoshop job

Jeez. Running LOLUVa gags could be its own post.

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It should be its own FORUM link!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Great post, Kevin!

We put the K in Kwality

Minor correction:

RMFW=Ryan Wilson Williams

Otherwise, outstanding job.

yeah I originally listed everyone with MF thrown in their initials then decided to just do Williams. Proofreading is hard when you've got code interspersed in notepad...

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Where's the the #SAUSE or the blending of players names to SETTLE disagreements or till something CLICKS

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

I don't think we can afFORD to get into this.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Too late. We can't ESCAPE it now.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Great work and very funny read!

A more recent one that people might remember is the Shockwave debacle.

Sam Rogers/Chuck Norris/Superman comparisons

Absolutely LOVE this. I would just like to infer a clarification:
MV7=Superman
Sam Rogers=Chuck Norris/Hulk
Also, MV5: worst ever waste of talent in the history or Hokiedom. Ever.

So...MV5=Aquaman?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Don't you talk about Jason Momoa that way

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and hetzers gonna hetz

I remember the day dork magic was invented and cracking up at my desk and then having to explain it to my office mate. I explained it all and after he understood and saw all of the photoshops he was dying too.

RIP GoKartMozart's office mate.

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

He eventually did die, but it was from a freak stapler accident, not from Dork Magic.


I'm imagining it started something like this...

And ended like this

If you didn't read the KennyHokie post, go check out vintage Joe just going hard. I lost it at work.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

"ACCESS DENIED"

yeah I think eshiben changed the title, thus changing the link and resulting in the ACCESS DENIED. Can't remember the new one right now.

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I think it got deleted.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Hey, you forgot the "really get after ya"

Thanks, now I know what all the /s was about.

Where's that original Dork Magic photoshop?

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

This is what we've all been waiting for

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I need to assemble a reactions GIF collection to share.

Joe, can you sticky this post instead of the old one?

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My 2020 Season/Covid19 Challenge: only comment with Marvel memes.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes. (completed as of Nov. 29)

bump - this was especially helpful to me!

Here's a clip of no tweedy it's whip I found and uploaded to YouTube last year. You can add it to the main topic.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

added

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"Mark from Winchester." I've seen that a bunch of different places, often in conjunction with the Kevin thing, yet they seem to not be connected. I apparently missed the genesis of Mark and would appreciate that being added here.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I believe this thread should give you the first reference. There are a few others I can look for that expand on the joke.
Here's a second thread
And a third.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

The first link is the one. I broke out laughing because the beginning of that thread was one of the funniest exchanges I've seen on here.

Mark from Winchester will always be one of my favorite threads.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

He's the reason I'm the proud owner of a fancy new electrified net.

OW SON OF A

OK, I might be keeping it a little too handy these days.

Needs an addendum:

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

My 2020 Season/Covid19 Challenge: only comment with Marvel memes.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes. (completed as of Nov. 29)

Updated to add "going full arnie."

Commented to bump and educate any newcomers.

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@hokie_rd

UPDATE:
Most importantly, I added that Seth Dooley Fucks.
Secondly, every entry now has a "->" at the beginning. Right clicking on this and selecting "copy link address" will allow you to paste a link directly to the entry rather than having to send someone to the general thread. This works the same way as the "#" for comments (the more you know...)

Cheers!

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Hokie07 right now

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

yep, totally hiding in the background wearing red pajama pants pulled up to my chest...

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Sick manbun, bro. Catch you at the poetry slam next week

Now every time Seth Dooley goes out, somebody is going to ask him if he fucks. He's going to get tired of it and just respond with, "Another key player, huh?"

I'm not exactly sure how I ended up on this thread from last year but it is a great read and IMHO ought to be updated and re-released at least yearly. Or perhaps even a link sent to the email of all new TKP members . Anyways, I suppose that "F* Nardouchie" could make next years list although with that jacka$$, it is rather self explanatory.

So here's the obligatory Emma gif....

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

Along with the fucknarduzzi theme I am adding #FUENTEBAE gif
(somehow the 3rd result on google image search)

Spank dat azz..... great gif!

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

Someone needs to ad "Pls..." somewhere on this list.

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.