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FAM!

Danny is always open

I'm not crying, you're crying!

Let's go HOKIES!!!

Disclaimer - I am crying

WE JUST STARTED ANOTHER STREAK FAM!!!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

TWO FAM THREADS FOR TWO WINS IN A ROW

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Let's freaking go

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Freaking HOKIES!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I am in tears after that JC Price interview. "THIS IS MY SCHOOL!"

I teared up after his daughters went to hug him

That whole family is VT to the core

THIS IS MY SCHOOL! THIS IS HOME!

If this isn't a t-shirt soon, someone isn't working hard enough!
I posted this on the other thread.

Folks over at swva shop unveiled their version of the shirt. Looks sharp. Check it out.

SWVA Shop

Looks good

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Go to 69 then stop. I just want funny if it isn't 25.

I just downvoted to put it at 69

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

I just didntvoted it to leave it there

EDIT Now that it's at 80 I didvoted

I'm partial to that idea.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Nice.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Make it plaid! JC earned it. A Hokie superhero.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Does anyone else get a Thanos vibe from JC? FAM

"Don't go to, go through"

My dad texted me "interim coach looks like Thanos" midgame

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

If you remove his head from his body he would make a great Humpty Dumpty

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

We should bombard all the LOLUVA twitter channels with this picture like we did last year in basketball with... whoever that player was whose picture we used to bombard a vanquished opponent that one time.

You were about 19 hours late on this suggestion fam but we went ahead without you

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Woo! Thanks!

Now I just need to get on the tweeter

I'd be soooo mad if they did that to us it's beautiful

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Good times in Lane Stadium North

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Wish this was still true. But when it was, it was.

I mean it's our field, we just let UVa use it sometimes.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Came here to say that, fam. Was confused the entire game because the commentates kept talking about Scott somebody all game...

I'm still figuring this out.

What do you mean our opponents field? That is OUR field. Go Hokies!

FAM!

I would upvote, but 25. Love it! Down year and beat the Zima drinkers. I'll be giving in the offering plate probably hungover tomorrow! Let's go Hokies!

Our students would NEVER let those cake eating motherfuckers do that on OUR field! Bunch of pussy ass punks walkin away in defeat!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Funny you say that, because they made a sorry-ass attempt to do it in 1984 when the Majic Man (Don Majkowski) let them to a comeback win in Lane, but it got real ugly, real fast when they made a half-assed attempt to tear our goal posts down. I believe it was in response to what happened the previous year, when we actually tore the goal posts down at Scott Stadium (aka, Lane North) in 1983, following a 48-0 shellacing.

"That man was violating a city ordinance, and I was just doing my duty to enforce it." - Mike Curtis

I know where one of those is......
Its beautiful......
And its new job is very poetic.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Did it become a swing set that makes your children happy?

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Lol, good one.
Nope, but its a great footrest while having a drink at the bar......

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

As long as it makes someone happy ๐Ÿ˜‰

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

In the town of "Fansville"?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

They tried in 1984 after beating us in Blacksburg, trying to tear down the goalposts. But the VT students stormed the field, surrounded the goalposts and stopped them. Lots of punches thrown. The band even played the national anthem trying to get people to stop fighting.

I was at both the 1983 and 1984 games. When their fans tried to return the favor and tear down goalposts at "the true Lane" they found themselves in a melee with the Corp and other fans. Grounds crew turned on the sprinklers to try and break it up-BIG mistake! Just made it a mid wrestling match.

What amused me was that all the fighting was in the north half of the field(this wa before the expansion that added the student section there) on the other end of the field there were NO fans..just a county sheriff at about the 40 yard line with his hand close enough to his holster to "discourage" anyone from even thinking about the other goalposts.

PS fun fact at the time of the 1983 squeaker win (48-0 and VT at 9-2 was beat out for a peach bowl bud by the 8-3 UNC team who had lost to the Hoos the week before our game and who were BTW blown out in the bowl game by a 7-5 FSU team..but I digress lol). UVA had not had two winning seasons in a row in thirty years!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

In fairness to UVA fans there's only so much they can do when outnumbered and in enemy territory.

In fairness to UVA fans there's only so much they can do when outnumbered and in enemy territory.

You mean at Lane North? The only time that UVA fans AREN'T outnumbered is during their spring game/fest(and then it's STILL only single digit fans.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Owning the opponents field!

FAM WE BEAT UVA!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HOKIES!

UVA hasn't beaten a VT team with a VT grad as HC since 2003 Fam!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

We tried to choke but bronco said hold my beer Zima FAM!!!

THIRD DOWN SCREEN PASS TO AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN IN THE REDZONE FAM

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

That's at the top of Corn's page two playbook.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

That's at the top of Corn's page two two page playbook.

FTFY

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

It could be at the top of page 2 on the 2 page playbook.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

It's the emergency back up play on page 2 when the same play on page 1 doesn't yield positive yards.

Page 1 - Play 1 = Play Name: "This Will Work"

Page 2 - Play 2 = Play Name: "OK, That Didn't Work, But I Bet They Don't Expect Me To Run It Again, So Now It'll Work"

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

BRONCO DOESN'T EVEN DRINK BEER HE PROBABLY ONLY DRINKS UNSWEET TEA

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Psh still caffeine in unsweet tea, cmon now.

IT'S HERBAL

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

More like diet caffeine free sprite

Bowling Hokies!
And 21 out of 23.

Boom! Let's Go.....

SCHokie

To Annapolis!

HOKIES!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

EVEN WITH A SECOND STRING COACH FAM!

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

1st String in our hearts!

"Coach you appear emotional?" Commentator
"This is my school" - JC

Sling TV - $46
Head coaching change - $8.75 million plus
Beating UVA - Priceless

Beating UVA - Priceless

.
You meant "Beating UVA - PRICEless!"

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

I like the background billboard ad -don't know what they were giving their fans 50% off of if he football team won but they are paying full "Price" for it now!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Give JC Price $8.75 Million!

2nd FAM thread!!!!

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Fam!!! I'm holding court for all us Hokies down in New Orleans getting tore up!

FAMALAMADINGDONG!!!

What a savings

JC PRICE HAS AS MANY COMMONWEALTH CUP VICTORIES AS BRONCO DOES.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

this is like the perfect metaphor for how the Game went for UVA lol

Boo Hoo Wahoo tears

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

JC is the man!!! That's how you coach a game!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
UVa still sucks
Boo Hoo Hoo

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

DRIVE FOR SIX! DRIVE FOR SIX!

Guys, I had a minor heart attach. We're going bowling FAM!!!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I love this, but its also very disturbing.....

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

It always make me feels grossly perverted. Like I need a shower after watching it.

At our lowest point in 25 years, UVa still can't beat us. Love ya fam.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Pure salt. I love it. FAM!

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Way to take them little Hoos down. FAM!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Well there it is! No reason to look at the score.

PLUS WE WON THE TURNOVER BATTLE FAM

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Love Laze's call - Go back to your room little brother! FAM

FAM!! I need to hear this audio.

Me too! Anyone have the clip? I've often wanted to go back and listen to how Laze and Mike call certain portions of a game, but have never found radio replays.

OUR STATE! OUR SCHOOL! OUR CUP! LET'S FUCKING GO HOKIES!

I DONATED TO THE HOKIE CLUB (in part for that sweet flag) AND I JUST JOINED TKPC!

Fully. Dipped.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I need a GIF of the throwback to the left tackle pronto!!!!

FAMMMMM!!!!!!

"This My School.....This Is Home.....That's It.
Man, that hits me in the Hokie Feels.

Pinch me. Pinch me.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

As happy as I am to see him win a game as Virginia Tech's Head Football Coach, it can't be overstated how great a player JC Price was. He was a wrecking ball on the early 90s lunch pail defenses as Virginia Tech became VIRGINIA TECH.

He said in the post-game that this team will go down as the most resilient VT team ever. He could be right (if they win the bowl game). But for my money, the 1995 team that started 0-2 but won 10 straight including a Sugar Bowl win over Texas that put Virginia Tech on the map, is that team.

For the older guys like me, enjoy watching Cornell Brown, Torrian Gray, Antonio Banks, George Del Rico, Brandon Semones, Ken Oxendine, Bryan Still, and Dwayne Thomas again. For the younger folks, try to tolerate the low-def video, but appreciate what Virginia Tech football can be:

1995 Sugar Bowl highlights

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

Thanks for the link. I'll watch it when I can. I only started being a Hokies fan when I was a freshman in '05 so I missed the Michael Vick era.

What coach would not be jumping at the chance to coach in Blacksburg?

Who wouldn't want to join this Fam!!

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

"THAT'S MY SCHOOL! THIS IS HOME!"

FAM!

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Life pro tip: Find yourself someone who looks at you like how JC Price looks at Virginia Tech.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

I would leg this, but it's at 25.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Keep legging, plaid is in reach

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

If Joe makes a "That's my school! This is Home!" shirt, I'll buy it immediately.

Can it also say 'Pinch me'

The Dude Abides

[looks at number of legs in above comment]

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

If your going to have a shitty season make sure you beat LOLUVA to make it a less shitty season FAM. A much much less shitty season indeed FAM.

What a sweet win FAM!

Fam! Love JC

โญโญโญโญโญโญ #YNWA

Hokie Club also putting in work. That's how I send $35 to Blacksburg.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

FAM mother Fucker! So stoked for this team. What a great moment for them. Go Hokies. Fuck yes!

Onward and upward

FAM! Throwing backwards passes to linemen lmao

FAMMMMM!!!!!!
This Thanksgiving I am thankful for a win over the Boo hoos.
loluva can't even beat us at our worst with an interim head coach
They will drown their sorrows in Zima while we raise the Cup high.

Gobble Gobble Bitches!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

FAM the streak is two!!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

FAM. On one hand we didn't deserve to win, OTOH we should have won by two more TDs. I don't understand it - and didn't expect it - but now I am looking forward to more savage James Gayle tweets.

We held them to 3 points in the second half. The D stepped up after halftime and then stepped even higher at the end! FAM!

My hat's off to LOLUVA. We tried so valiantly to shit the bed only to be thwarted by those pesky Hoos.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

We gave them a clear and easy path to the victory, they gave us a baffling backwards pass to an offensive lineman.

WHAM BAM THANK U FAM

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Me: "Fuck me, there's no way someone could be worse at calling offense than Brad Cornelson"

Bronco: "Hold my chardonnay"

This is my school
This is home

Bronco: "Hold my chardonnay"Zima

FTFY

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Please, Bronco is all about appearing to be as UVa as possible, which is why he drinks bland white wine

This is my school
This is home

Have to admit was about to throw up once the thought of having back to back nights of infuriatingly typical Hokie tough losses and then our JC Price led Hokies told me to have my seventh slice of pizza and STFU FAM!!!!

Refs tried to job VT the whole way, and they still pulled through!

FAM!!

"When you're green, you're growing. When you're ripe, you rot." -Ray Kroc

Though I still say College Football is still fucked, I can laugh at UVA. FAM.
Fuck that school along with Liberty.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Fuck that school along with Liberty.

Let em fuck each other

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Plant the flag as our fans rush the field. Love it.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

I would be blind with rage if UVA or anybody else did that in Lane. I'm glad I graduated from Virginia effing Tech!

THIS MY SCHOOL!

Tyrell Smith ends his career 9-1 against UVA. Great job, Mr. Smith on your 10 years on campus.

The Dude Abides

I'm FAMMing so hard now. JC's post game interview was everything I love about Virginia Tech! I'm drunk and donating to Hokie Club!!!

Welp, new profile pic acquired

This is my school
This is home

FAM

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

FAM

Been a hell of a year for VTFB, but what a great ending. Couldn't be happier for the players and especially JCP

That man needs to remain on staff after the search is over. And he needs to be a major part of our recruiting efforts. He bleeds O&M

This is my school
This is home

Absolutely. No doubt about it. He can be inspirational to all the players and recruits. Hokie through and through.

Get the Edge

In addition to Giftory gifs, may I humbly request that the Giftory thread include all of the pre and post game James Gayle tweets...?

JC Price for head coach

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

No joke - give him a top notch staff, and I'd be cool with that.

"That man was violating a city ordinance, and I was just doing my duty to enforce it." - Mike Curtis

We're undefeated!!!!

We put the K in Kwality

Fuck it both threads FAM

LETS MAIL ANAE A 25 JERSEY FOR THAT PLAY CALL.

(add if applicable) /s

Beat uva Fam is the best Fam of all!!

Yes it is.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Just finished watching on tape delay with extra pauses to convince the 5 yr old to finish his dinner.

BeamerBall for the win. Lots of emotion

JC is a VT Treasure. Ut Prosim and The Lunchpail to his core.

FAM

I told him Iโ€™d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, Iโ€™m sitting in this chair and I told him Iโ€™d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

I am floored. Offensive line, Blackshear, and Burmeister (his best game of his career and didn't get to finish it) played nuts out all game long. Parker Clements is part of the solution. Was really good in the run game. Defense found something late to find a rush and get close to receivers. And thank God for tackle-eligible passes.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Thought the change to man by the defense in the second half saved the game. Love watching blackshear hit the hole today.

Generally speaking, I feel like JHam has been decent at halftime adjustments. Not perfect, but our defense does feel like it generally does better after half. The problem is the offense has usually stopped scoring after the first half ends so regardless of what we do defensively we can't win.

Agree 100% - we rarely win the game on offense when we have opportunities - ex. Score to win, first downs to run the clock out, score to take a 2 score lead vs a one play game etc.

This is a pure mentality issue. This has been much maligned, but our offensive coordinator calls the game in the proverbial not to lose mindset vs a win the game mindset.

There are those that say it's a talent issue and that's true to an extent. I would point out that this talent issue is understood and when that is the case you can't be as predictable, you have to take your shots to win and you have to adjust your game plans and mentality to maximize your potential and we simply do not do this on offense - period. Stubbornness or a lack of understanding I don't know, but this is the root cause of losing so many close games.

Burmeister still looked like he had a hitch in his step this game, but was out there grinding, can I nominate him to the Michael Brewer brass balls team?

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Nomination approved

JC Price has as many Commonwealth Cup coaching wins as Bronco Mendenhall and Mike London.... combined

(had to add coaching, because... well... he was a player for us, and that's pretty much a guaranteed)

This is my school
This is home

This deserves to go plaid

It gets better

JC Price has more wins in the Commonwealth Cup as Bronco Mendenhall, Mike London, and Al Groh have combined.

JCP won 2 as a player (1993, 1995) and one as a coach (2021)
The other 3 have only 2 combined, 2019 and 2003

This is my school
This is home

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Your annual reminder to check in on Le Sabre...the meltdowns are something special

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Guaranteed that play will be on Come on' man on MNF. Tune in at 7:55 Monday night.

HAM BONE MORE LIKE FAM BONE

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

UPDATE: This aged well.

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

Yeah I'm sorry, if that was us who called that, we'd have 4 threads already started about how awful a play call that was, and only half of them would have been started by me.

What a stupid ass decision that was. A backwards pass to an offensive tackle on 3rd and 6 from the 7? What a dumb ass play.

This is my school
This is home

HE MEANS THEY PRACTICED DEFENDING IT FAM LIKED OUR CHANCES STOPPING IT FAM

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

OH SHIT ARE WE GOING LANZA ALL CAPS FOR HOO FAM?

This is my school
This is home

IVE BEEN AMPED SINCE THE SAFETY I'M NEVER GONNA FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

If corn called that I would've dropped dead in my living room.

I dont understand that play at all. Even if he was COMPLETELY uncovered, is the Left tackle gonna be able to go 15-18 yards to the end zone? I know they could e got a first down potentially but seriously. That's the play you run after practice when your just messing around.

It let Corny off the hook for sending in Blumrick when VT was trying to ice the game and UVA had zero chance of stopping straight-ahead runs for Blackshear.

Lol the UVA fans agree with you, they're still talking about it on the free boards at the sabre.

Anyone have a video link to the play? I have to see it again

Even dumber than I remembered watching it live. The key to a good trick play is the element of surprise. That element is taken away when you're throwing a lateral to a slow ass lineman who's going to need a few seconds to run back to the line.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

The # 2 Come on man!
I loved Randy's reaction to that ."3rd and 7 in the 4th Quarter for that battle of your state and that is what you call?!"

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

This is FAM

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That is so much like J. C. Price - right in the midst of the players, yet nearly anonymous. A player's coach committed to Virginia Tech.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Stands in the background look about right for a UVA football game...even in the middle of the game!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

If we keep adding one each time we are victorious against loluva, we are going to need to start donations towards lung cancer research!

This is my School. This is Home!!! FAM!!!!!

โ€œThe Cup is Going Nowhere Mikey!!!!!โ€
โ€œThis is my School. This is Home.โ€

mood, fam!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (210) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

CAZZATA, MENDENHALL!

This is my school. This is home. So it was written. So it shall be!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

And all of Hokie Nation collectively says FAM!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

It's been such a rough week. I needed the guys to win today so badly. It was my last hope for a bit of light.

FAM!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Hang in there you got this.

/Hugs

I heard on good authority that when Kemp got upended he also shit himself, FAM!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Kemp IV is not my favorite player, to say the least.

He's certainly no Kemp III.

What a way to end the regular season. Here's to a new coach bringing even more optimism, and hopefully a spot on the staff for J. C. Price. That man's a Hokie through and through.

FAM!

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Visiting my parents for Thanksgiving and realized I forgot my cigars.......OF ALL TIMES TO DO SUCH A THING, ESPECIALLY AFTER SEEING COACH PRICE POST-GAME, FAM!!!

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

FAM, tastes so sweeeeet

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

It's like a movie.... What a freaking BOSS!

JC walks away from the stadium slowly smoking a cigar, as lane stadium north explodes behind him...

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Dumbest onside kick EVARRR

FAAAAAAMMM!!!!!

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

I am absolutely hammer drunk right now...

JC Price couldn't be more likeable. He's all gut and chin and no fucking neck. I fear he won't be retained. God damn that guy makes me want to do run through a wall or do whatever he says and if he is serving me rails at Tots next fall, I don't care, he needs to be in Blacksburg. Frank and Bud and JC and if he keeps it up, Mike Young. There are no more beloved coaches. JC gets it after two games. Holy shit, how do we keep him around?

Tae Daley fucking balled out. Should have had three Vlasic pickles versus just one.

TT11 not playing for whatever reason but scooping up that onside kick to basically end his VT career was just magical.

Blackshear was a monsta.

Burmeister ran his nuts off.

Tayvion is the best receiver on the team and showed it. He's short and he just catches the damn ball regardless.

UVA fucking sucks and the only thing they can counter with is "well, besides bass fishing what titles do you have?" When you point out that no one gives a flying fuck about 1982 women's rowing, they shut the fuck up and start talking SAT scores and when you tell them at age 19 or 36 no one cares about SAT scores they go to Chardonnay and then you point to their field and say, "we fucking stormed your field as the visiting team." It just doesn't get more disrespectful than that. Fuck UVA.

Fuck UVA.

I hope JC and the team have the wildest, most fun bus ride back to Blacksburg. I'm texting the owner of Tots and telling him to open the bar for the team...

I paid my UVA friend's bar tab tonight because I legit felt bad for him losing, again, to Virginia Tech.

Fuck UVA.

Hokie fans stormed Scott Stadium field. LOL. Has any other school done that to their rival besides us? Twice now??? LOL.

Goodnight. Tomorrow will be a very pleasant hangover...

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Wazzu did it this weekend, and I believe someone else too

The wife and I were at the Apple Cup last night, so glad we left mid way through the 4th. Lol

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Falling asleep in the third quarter and waking up to a win, hell yeah.

I saw a lot of fans giving up yesterday.

You know who didn't give up? JC Price, Tavion Robinson, and Raheem Blackshear, and Braxton Burmeister.

Add in Chamarri Connor, Amari Barno, and Norell Pollard. In fact, the whole team stepped up and won that game, in SPITE of the odds.

Wasn't pretty, but it was a WIN!

You forgot Heem Blackshear. That guy ran his nuts off.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Excellent point.

In fact, I'm watching the replay on ACCN, and I came back here just to correct it.

You're right, he deserves mention, and I'll correct it right now.

I couldn't believe my Powerear enabled hearing! That was closer than a TacShaver shave!

Great win! JC breaking the Fuente curse was great cap for his efforts this year. What an effort.

edit. FAM!

almost spilled your Spurtle, did ya?

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

That just sounds wrong.....

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Good

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I was watching the game with a German foreign exchange student.

After seeing the commercial for Alien Tape, she said "Those commercials wouldn't even be shown in GERMANY!"

I explained to her that we make fun of them, too.

FAM from the Mid East. So happy watching the game again on replay. They didn't show it live here so had to steam it over the net last night. But definitely the highlight of the season.

Overheard as Duke assistant coaches took elevator down from press box: โ€œGuys, they stopped the run with a three-man front.โ€ - David Teel Tweet 2018

Listen to the announcer try and tell the Hokies to stay off their field. God I hope the ACC fines them for it.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

I absolutely f*cking love how the camera operator focuses on the scoreboard twice - once to show the 'stay off the field' message and another time to focus on the score.

Announcing that folks shouldn't rush the field just makes it funnier.

I'm pretty offended they didn't play Enter Sandman for us.

We live rent free at that stadium, where's the hospitality?

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Hubby was on le sabre last night and some salty boo hoo said that the P.A. system was all screwy and the person thought they played Sandman for a couple of seconds

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Living rent free in their head too it seems.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Hush little boo hoos don't say a word. Nevermind that noise you heard. It's just the Hokies under your bed, in your closet, in YOUR HEAD....

EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT TAKE MY HAND WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

Commonwealth Cup Victories as Head Coach:
Bronco Mendenhall: 1
Mike London: 0
Al Groh: 1

JC MF Price: 1

(add if applicable) /s

So we had to stream the game because we were at the in-laws and they have Comcrap which means no ACCN. During the game hubby was checking his phone for tweets and game threads and giving us glimpses into the future. A couple of times those looks into the future led to the fear of impending doom because we had only bad info and nothing to follow up with. That was a bit frustrating knowing that something bad was going to happen but not how bad it was..

So we (mainly me) scared the crap out of our 10 year old nephew a couple of times. I think the first time was with the safety. We started screaming and he came into the living room looking very concerned. We were just like "Hi. Just watching football. Nothing to see here." Then the end of the game we went nuts and he was highly concerned again. Our daughter heard us screaming and didn't even bat an eye.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

there are a lot of facts, but this one might just be my favorite

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

A real Van Wilder

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Listened in on a UVA Twitter space last night after the game and their fans were calling their backup quarterback the next Russell Wilson and Kyler Murray. Can't make this stuff up fam.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

FAAAAM!

Wow we got destroyed in that video, I have no clue how we won.

PFM and a genius call by loluva to throw a lateral to an OT on 3rd down.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Ya they straight walloped us like 28-0 it appears.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

They got one thing right:. They hash tagged #THEstandard. The standard is you lose to VT. We expect and accept nothing less

Funny, even in their clip, VT inexplicably won.

In their own cringe video they still show their last failplay to lose it

#LOLUVA all day, every day

I been here since day 0.

Still laughing

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

What's the story here?

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

He might have had an accident in them.

If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

He shit himself.

Supposedly when Kemp caught a pass and got somersault tackled he went poopie in his Scooby Doo underoos.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Jordan Williams confirmed

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This probably isn't going to be the thing I gloat over. We won. I'm plenty happy with that.

Why embarrass the poor guy? Shit happens.

Literally.

But on the flip side he was flapping his gums pretty hard last night. He shouldn't be shit talking (out his butt).

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Maybe they got the pants as part of a 2 for 1 special

on the flip side

I see what you did there.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Video

Looks like he was trying to shake his legs so it would fall out the pant leg? ๐Ÿคฃ

I did not get to watch the game live, but have watched the condensed game on YoutTube twice already...might just have to kill another 24 minutes tonight and watch it a third time. So happy for the team as a whole. Another tough year fought out by a group who never gave up, love these guys. Go Hokies!

This may be the happiest FAM thread ever. For all the right reasons.

This thread has more plaid comments than UVA fans had at their Spring game.

This thread has more plaid comments than UVA points scored in the 2nd half.

Now just announce the next coach, pretty please.

Even more icing on this lolUVA cake! Men's basketball just lost at the last second to Iowa.

Seems the Boo-Hoo fans (both of them) are also butt-hurt by the planting of the flag (by at least two VT players) and the taking of the field by VT fans after the game. Of course the way to prevent that is to win more than 2 times out of 23 tries....

They are also bemoaning that UVA might get fined for Tech fans rushing their field.

why would they be upset about us planting a flag on our own field? because it is OUR FIELD. #lanenorth