Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments
Dicks out.
Meanwhile, soccer hooligans are like, "Bitch, please."

I am surprised no one has mentioned the absolute fucking epicness and spot-on appraisal that is Fuente's character.
Justin Fuente - Ernest P. Worrell from "Ernest Saves Christmas" (took over for beloved icon at a crucial moment, saved the day)
Patrick Stewart's body stopped aging in his late 20s. Only his head gets older.
I think it's always on tap at their drafthouse.
Fingers crossed.
Titan IPA. I'm going in search of Yeti on Saturday before I leave Denver.
I'm getting to that point on certain subreddits, too.
I got to drink beer from Great Divide and then this, all in the same day.

And here I am feeling like being able to go eight deep is progress...
Not sure what's more impressive: the fact that we're up by 22 at the half, or the fact that we have that lead after how we played in the first ten minutes.
Holy shit. Didn't realize it was signing day already.
Looking back on it, I'm not so sure but what Foster and Mitchell coached the DBs to grab if they got beat bad in man coverage, rather than give up a 30 yard completion. Lesser of two evils.
The new ad campaign for Viagra is weird.
Gotta give some shout outs.
Stroman played balls out when you know he wasn't 100%.
Mihota, way to sacrifice your bodily well-being to disrupt the game.
Mitchell Ludwig, where the fuck has that leg cannon been all season??? And that free throw pass on the fake punt...
Rogers took a blatant targeting like it was nothing. Ubermensch.
I don't think I've ever been prouder after a loss.
I'd be willing to offer Hokie McGruber as a sacrifice to the football gods to improve our fortunes for next season.
Cornelson is calling the game of his life tonight.
I have decided to boycott sobriety Saturday night.
I'm continuing my ongoing research of Texas vs Memphis style. I'll be ready to draw a conclusion any decade now.
The move from Charlotte to Orlando was never made in anticipation of improving attendance.

Corn fritters and of course apple fritters.
It's because a lot of fouls in basketball are more subjective than in football. Increased subjectivity opens the door for accusations of bias by the losing team. The discussion on this call is a great example. This was a foul. If you extend your arm like that, it's going to get called reliably. If Seth had led with his shoulder, probably no call. But the conversation is centered on the defender "selling" the foul.
I agree, it's bad form, and I would hope that as a community of thoughtful, intelligent sports fans, this community would be above it. But it's probably one of the universal truth about sports.
By far our toughest test this season. I go into Saturday hopeful for a win, expecting a loss, and confident that it we lose by more than one possession, people on the open thread will lose their collective shit.
Holy fucking shit I love this team.

Your solution is a Rube Goldberg machine. We have one Twitter account that is an embarrassment, and your solution is to create a new position to seize control of all social media.
This is a terrible idea for two reasons. One, in general you want the specific areas and departments of the university to control the content of their own social media. Consolidating it under one position, staffed by a person who may or may not understand about any or all of the topics, would probably result in bland, generic content.
Two, it might not even fix the problem, if you hire someone as bad at social media as what we currently have @VT_Football. The answer isn't a director of social media, it's an implementation of quality control over the social media we already have. And we have someone who is supposed to be doing just that.