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My sunday text conversation with a friend of mine who is a UVA fan, but Hampden Sydney graduate, which is about just as bad except they don't have co-eds there.

Me: "You guys seriously just got smoked by Richmond? I thought Bronco was going to turn it around?"

Him: "Yea man, he will, but that game was just a total bunch of horse shit!"

Me: "Well, that's really fitting actually because your coach is named BRONCO."

Every time I try to have a meaningful sports conversation with a Wahoo it turns into our football team is going to be great, Tech sucks, the girls there are ugly, your stadium is LAME, we're a better school, basketball, JPJ, Thomas Jefferson, Heath Miller and a bunch of other incoherent nonsense that results in me pointing out that every UVA girl they dated in college was at best a 6 and that the school spirit for the biggest collegiate sport in the country is pitiful and that I can see the agreement in their eyes.

I used to want UVA to be at least mildly good for the sake of strength of schedule and make the ACC better. I wonder if any of you all have felt this way too, because it could potentially help us to beat a better team. At this point, when most of my UVA friends have grown up and you think they would have an actual, logical point to discuss, I just want them to crap the bed and continue that dumpster fire of a football program until Scott Stadium has to be turned into a high school field.

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When we win, rub it in! What would you do if your best friend was a UT fan? I'm not married, but I've dated people who supported rival teams before and we always rubbed it in each other's faces and it was no big deal. That being said, girls can be weird, so good luck!

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