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Is there a new Dick's Sauce being released?
Sunday evening rimshot

Turner Gill parks in the handicap spots
If my dog were as ugly as Turner Gill, I would shave his butt, and tell him to walk backwards.
Turner Gill's a codfish.
Tingling. Great job at forecasting the future, uh..Saturday. Got to wash the car, put on the magnets & flags, make Bloody Mary's, drink Bloody Mary's, make shooters, sample shooters.
I think you're right about Richt.
Penn State was a whole different level of issue.
Turner Gill is still preparing for Lawson to start
Turner Gill thinks Emma Watson gifs are used too much.
Turner Gill prefers mayo based BBQ sauces
Turner Gill likes to help old ladies to their cars with their groceries. But he doesn't ask about their grandkids.
For duty carry I was given a Sig P220 .45 and that was only thing we could carry. Personally now I carry a glock 22, 40 cal. Honestly Glock and Sig are my favorite handguns. I don't like most American semi autos honestly.
Turner Gill does not separate his silverware from his plates/bowls at Panera Bread. He leaves them all in the same container.
Turner Gill has two last names
Go to handgun for duty and concealed carry?
Turner Gill isn't a member of TKP club.
Turner Gill puts ketchup on his steak
Turner Gill chose team Mystic and brags about how he was the only one at first and now everyone stole his idea.
Turner Gill puts water in his cereal
If you watch the background to the left of the tree it shifts while the right side doesn't, but really it's some straight dork magic edit: my dyslexia kicked in there, the right of the tree
Honestly Cali is screwed from here on out. Every year is going to get worse and worse for wild and forest fires out there.
Oh damn, good call. But really, the holding would come on 2nd down, meaning we throw the WR screen on 2nd and 20 necessitating the fuck it go deep on 3rd down.
Pics or I don't believe you!
I watched this Jiff a hundred times before I realized how the guy on the right appears twice in the same frame before it resets.
I am very excited but I also have my reservations about this season. In theory, we should be a very good team. Solid to very good defense with an improved offense should mean 8-9 wins alone. We have a tough schedule this year though and we will have growing pains. I believe that if our QB does not make too many mistakes and doesn't lose games for us, we will be in good shape this fall.
Turner Gill would rather coach for LOLUVA.

Turner Gill follows you all the way back to your car down a crowded parking lot aisle because he wants your space, but then he doesn't give you enough room to back out of it.