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I have missed two games this season already (ECU & Marshall). Now I just realized I am missing my third this weekend due to a baby shower. Damn it...I hate having to do adult things on my game days!!!!
And it is SOOO hard for me not to look at the stats on my ESPN app. Never have been able to watch
a game after I knew the outcome either.

As someone who is of Colombia descent (and who still roots for Deportivo Cali), I can't think of an incident in the US similar to the murder of Andres Escobar following his own goal against the US in the 94 World Cup. Here is a tremendous research paper on violence associated with soccer in Colombia.

http://sites.duke.edu/wcwp/research-projects/politics-and-sport-in-latin...

hahaha at the sporting news - Perhaps wait for Butch Jones' recruits to graduate before declaring James Franklin amazing. A poorly trained baboon could be successful coaching a team with those linemen and skill-position players.

"I am Renner's reckoning."

Very nice play by both Ford and his receivers making plays on 50 50 balls. I think he will need to learn to play more conservatively (some of those throws are INT's in college) and keep the ball up in a throwing position while moving away from traffic, but he certainly seems to be comfortable, accurate, and a has a good arm.

Bane equal the Hokie D and the cop equal UNC O

Eh he could get hurt in practice. It's a man's game and shit happens. I don't think fear of injury should play into it. Obviously it doesn't for the coaching staff since Jarrett is still returning punts even after French's fantastic analysis as to why he shouldn't.

It's a reference to how men rate women in two different scales/terminologies. So if I'm walking around a bar and see an attractive woman, maybe she's an 8 (out of a possible 10 scale, kind of like Olympic scores), I might say, "8/10, would bang". Or if she isn't that attractive, maybe I say "3 out of 10, would not bang". The reference here is that we have 4 out of 11 defenders tackling the guy, which, in a rating scale would normally translate to "would not bang", but because it's so good looking, the joke is that 4 out of 11 defenders are tackling him, and would bang him down.

Lou Holtz the decrepit old man that nobody can understand. Kirk Herbstreit I don't like because he hated on us a couple years ago but he's actually decent at his job. Ray Lewis the murderer. Literally everyone makes fun of John Madden, dude has drawn a penis and balls on TV so many times I lost count. Shannon Sharpe the Horse. Jimmy Johnson the man with erectile dysfunction. Want me to keep going?

Today is my birthday and this article is a great gift! Too funny. Please keep up the good work. I look forward to reading them every week!

I rescind my above comment then. You sir need a cold beer and the last 3 games queued up on Youtube. Welcome back state side where the only French you have to worry about are in Charlottesville.

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