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Bud becomes head coach and STILL runs the D, but he has to cut back on his super-secret missions to other parts of the world defending America and the free world from evil powers.

I used to do event security (those RMC people in the yellow shirts) and I worked the UVA vs. USC game (silver lining: didnt have to watch VT lose to ECU that day).
sidenote: Scott Stadium is extremely strict on its rules about bringing in outside food or drink because they want people to be buying that stuff in-stadium.
Anyways, I'm checking bags at the gate and this older couple in their mid-60's comes to get their bag checked and head in to the game. I open it up and find a plethora of sandwiches, snacks, and drinks, and immediately feel kind of sad because I have to tell this seemingly sweet old couple that they can't bring this stuff in.
After I say "sir and madam, I'm very sorry you can't bring these items into the stadium," the old man looks me dead into the eye and says "f*** your mother."
As they get turned away at my gate to make the long trek back to their car just as the game was starting, I smirked and said "go Hokies"

Conversely, when I worked the VT Maryland Thursday night game that D-Evans went off in, an extremely drunk Maryland fan was giving me a hard time in line. 3 pretty big Hokie guys surrounded him and effectively shut his ass up, then winked at me. I wanted to immediately buy those guys a hundred rails.

Sorry for storytime, everyone. This insomnia is killing me!

He hasn't taken one yet because only lower-tier schools have offered him. I think Pitt and Vanderbilt were to closest to getting him, if I remember correctly.
He's stated in the past that he wants to be a head coach, but not at a 'graveyard' job, or something to that effect

I say move to old scoreboard to the top of the south stands.

I will say this. The longest I've seen the line at cinnabon is probably like 5 people. The Dunkin Donuts line will literally go back to where the conference room is on the other end of Hokie Grill if its breakfast or lunch time. Not even exaggerating.

Not gonna lie, I didn't think my first comment on TKP would be about Cinnabon and Dunkin Donuts.

London was a cop?
I would still promote Coach Gray to D Coordinator and hire V. Fuller to further continue the family legacy.

Good article in general. Only nitpick is Caleb, whether he's at WR or RB (looks like RB for good, for now at least). I think his best case is better than you're giving him credit for.

bourbon & bourbon & bourbon & bourbon & bourbon & bourbon & bourbon & bourbon &

i initially convince myself to root for ACC in non-conf games for higher conf prestige but if/when they lose, i generally take joy in the conference teams that i hate getting stomped.

in the past, i've pulled for UVA to win 5 games so we can ruin their bowl hopes on thanksgiving weekend. this year i'm rooting for 0-12 so the ex-cop will be canned and they'll lose their recruiting class.

i always want miami to start undefeated until we play them so they are ranked way too high because "THE U IS BACK!!!!!!" every year apparently.

Having lived in Prichard many years ago, that was freakin' awesome. And of course having lived there, I knew that the conclusion was that it was "always co-ed," the RA's just didn't know it.

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