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Agreed...I would as well but I'd be like Stan's dad Randy in South Park yelling at the UVA fans: "What are you gonna do? You wanna go?" or BatDad.
as a butt person, I must say:
I like Coale's butt and I cannot lie!!
oh... The things I'd do to touch his strong gluteus maximus :)
1. UVA Sabre - Hokizilla fire breath
2. FSU Chief - One Flew Over
3. Stan Tree - Laser Eyes
4. UNC Ramses - heiroglyph
5. UMia Sebastian - Ouch/Pow
As well as being a WR/Punter extraordinaire, Danny Coale is also an ace investigative reporter. Here Danny and his photographer expose Heather Dinich as a highly sophisticated android, controlled by an ESPN technician.
I attended a Big 10 school, never played a down of football in my life, and I'm like 5'2"...oh, and a woman. And THAT'S why I'm an expert on the ACC.
DC: Er...yeah....sureeeeee....it's starting to make sense to me now. THAT'S why you think Duke has better receivers than us and then completely reverse your decision for no reason a month later. You just got COALE'D!
HD's videos are so much better when you mute them and close your eyes. too bad DC couldn't mute her IRL
r.e. HD... I'd hit it.
HD: So I hear that in addition to catching balls in wide open space, you are also sharing some of the punting duties this year?
DC: I also mow the field, serve concessions at half, and am the 3rd deep Right Tackle
I only get turned on when I look at you via webcam.
Danny Coale wearing the official uniform of our "Khaki-Out" game
So good.
HD: Are you the Honey Badger?
DC: No -but I don't care... I don't give a shi...
Based on Votes above these are the finalists:
UVA Sabre - Hokizilla fire breath
NCSt Wuf Pack - Teen Wuf Too
UNC Ramses - heiroglyph
UMia Sebastian - Ouch/Pow
FSU Chief - One Flew Over
Stan Tree - Laser Eyes
All are tied so we need a run off!
Next highest ACC school is Clemson at #26.
DC: I'd like to swing those vintage golf clubs on the wall behind you. Did you know I can drive a golf ball over 300 yards? 19 ypc is my goal this year.
"Why am I talking to Heather Dinich? Get Pat Forde or Mark Schlabach in here! She's just going to misinterpret or pick Miami and Florida State to play in the ACC Championship Game AGAIN this year just like every year!"-
HD- So Danny, what do you think of Tech's chances this year against a resurgent Miami squad and Georgia Tech? They could provide some stiff competition...
DC- "No they can't because they can't catch me. You see Heather, I'm like 7-11: 'I'm not always doing business but I AM ALWAYS OPEN.' We will destroy each and I will continue to stand in this rather formal pose with my jersey on all season because I am the man. You need to realize that I should be a first team all-ACC receiver because I actually catch the ball unlike many of your votes...also, make a pick that is actually correct this year, please."
i can't think of a clever caption, but i did have two friends run into Frank on the golf course at Fauquier Springs last summer
HD: On a scale of 1 to 7Eleven how open are you?
DC: Jenna Jameson.
I am uncomfortable with someone so close. I require 15 yards of personal space.
Butch took over a scandal-wrecked Miami, cleaned things up, and put together the 2001 Miami team which is probably the best team I've seen in my lifetime. Strange to see him turn to the dark side now.
I think the key to any SEC expansion talk lies with Texas A&M. From what I've read, UF is NOT going to allow FSU or da U to join the SEC, but I believe the SEC would love to have aTm to open up the Texas recruiting grounds. If the SEC were to expand and take aTm, and if its true about FSU and da U not being invited, then I do think the SEC would start looking at VT.
That being said, I would LOVE to be in the SEC. Yes, the first few years would suck, but we would catch up in recruiting pretty quickly IMO. I went to the LSU game in Baton Rouge a few years ago, and despite the crushing defeat, that was easily the most fun gameday atmosphere I have ever experienced.
damn I used alot of acronyms in this post
I think your last point about conference power being cyclical is right on the money. If Virginia Tech or Florida State, or any other ACC team for that matter, won a national title in 2011 or 2012, the SEC argument would be reset. Would it erase the five straight SEC-won titles? No... but it would break the cycle and give us all a chance to step back and look at reality. From that distance, we can see that FSU beat Florida and South Carolina, VT beat Tennessee, and even lowly Clemson nearly beat Auburn last year. Virginia Tech, Florida State, and Miami have 6 NCG appearances between them in the 12-year history of the BCS (although VT/MIA were in the Big East at the time). National championships are within reach in the ACC; conference power, much like the game itself, simply requires shifts in momentum.
all day long...but deep down inside don't all y'all have a major chip on your shoulder that we're not in the SEC? It would be rough at first but I think the program would adapt up.
The one thing I love concerning the ACC-bashing SEC is that, as you pointed out, ACC teams have really stepped up in Bowl games against the SEC and usually have an equal if not better bowl record than the SEC (minus of course the BCS). If I remember the last time the ACC/SEC met in a BCS game it was the 2005 Nokia Sugar Bowl where if not for two missed field goals and a dropped touchdown pass VT would've worked over Auburn (16-13 final...would've been AT LEAST 29-13 if a couple of turnovers in the red zone turned into TD's). And what did we do the SEC's third best team two years ago? Oh yeah, systematically destroyed them in what was essentially a home game for any SEC team (went to the game and got harassed until the end on the MARTA- rode in a car full of UT fans screaming A-C-C! and LET'S GO...HOKIES!) The ACC needs to win and the talk will definitively slow down at least. That game is a great example because ESPN and CBS sung our praises for the entire off-season as the 'next great program' in CFB. Win one and it slows. Win 2-3 NCG's in a 10 year span and the ACC would equal the old Big XII- solid conference. Would also be huge with getting at large BCS bids. To me this is where the problem lies- we need VT, FSU, or Miami to be there on a yearly basis. VT has held up its end now FSU and Miami need to start producing as well.