I Need Some Photoshop Ideas

So the past two weeks have kind of sucked. That much is obvious. But the one cure for doom and gloom is a little humor and I don't think there's a much better provider of that than some Al Golden photoshop. On another VT forum, the running joke was that Golden works evenings at the local Denny's due to his goofy hair, stupid tie, and perpetual sweaty-ness. I was hoping someone on here could give me another idea and I would throw something together by Saturday. Ideally it would be good enough that the picture would circulate a bit and the Hokie community could have a good laugh before we regain command of the coastal on Saturday.

INSPIRE ME!

Oh, and Muck Fiami!