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Isn't this one for the Faces of Derp series?

DATE: FEBRUARY 28, 1993
RECIPIENT: CORNELL BROWN

Ivy,
See what I did there, giving you a nickname? I mean, with your name being a combination of two Ivy League schools? Keep in mind that we at Mr. Jefferson's University consider ourselves the Ivy League school of the ACC.

Joking aside, I wanted to let things settle down after your "I'm going to the University of Virginia...Tech" announcement earlier this month before writing you. You do realize that Coach Beamer just finished up 2-8-1 and kept his job but by the grace of God, right? They're in that worthless Metro Conference -- except for their Big East football alignment -- and the prospect of a worthwhile athletics program looks bleak. We kept them out of the ACC before and we'll do it again. Let's face it: some people just don't belong.

But you belong in Charlottesville and I've got a whip linebacker position ready for you. I never actually heard the "Tech" part of your statement because I turned off the TV as soon as I heard Virginia, so I'll be fully expecting to see you on campus come July.

In Mr. Jefferson's name we pray,
Coach Welsh

DATED: OCTOBER 28, 2009 -- RECIPIENT: LOGAN THOMAS

Bzzzzzzz! Ya'll are the Brooksville Bees right? Sorry, been a rough one and have already had a few coldies if you know what I mean. Lets get down to brass tacks here. Youre a GIANT. I mean really frikkin huge and our offense needs a Lurch type fella like you to get things goin. Especially on offense. Jeez, im starting to feel a little woozy. Anyway, I dont want to waste too much more of your time but I think you'd be a good Tight End type guy for us. We have some great stand there and put your hands up routes. I'd like to show you the playbook sometime but the crayon is starting to fade and the fax machine makes too many noises. Look, in summary. We want you! Quarterback, QB, shot caller, whatever you want to do really. Have a great night. I know I will, my Frank Beamer w/ black eye costume is here!

Your FUTURE Coach,
Bill "the laze" Lazor
Your path is yours to follow - Bear Bryant?

DATED: MARCH 19, 2011 -- RECIPIENT: J.C. COLEMAN

Sup, Brosef? Coach London says you would be a superstar at UVA, much like my brother and I were. You too could play in the NFL, retire on your own terms, pursue sports broadcoasting, then return to the NFL to get that paper.

See you on the field!
Tiki

P.S. - Got any hot, young lady friends?

Makes me laugh everytime I see it

Is that's Frank driving and his sauce being chucked by the Hokie Bird.

Who is that driving? The Wild Turkey bottle better be empty!

Bowl Chamionship Series is an oxymoron. Neither a Championship nor a series. But to get the money you have to play the game. I would love to see it change but powerful interests who benefit from the current system haven't found a way to guarantee benefits from a playoff system.

Understood that this is the latest snapshot. I probably didn't need to state the obvious. Always love/hate the surprizes that college football throws our way. I want to see some love for VT.

This is hilarious...

Deelicious.
As a Hokie from Massachusetts who is now landlocked in Germany, I wish I could get some fresh seafood :P

Bahahahaha! +1000 internets to you

I totally missed that.

But yeah, Oklahoma State would be apart of the at-large pool instead of being an autoqualifier. I don't think it would change much here, but I'll make an edit to reflect this.

If LSU gets a spot under condition #5, then condition #6 is void and there are 8 at large bids. I'm sure OSU being ranked #4 would still get a spot, but they wouldn't be AQ.

I'd like some ACC representation in the BCS. If VT goes 11-1, they will likely rise to about #8 right behind Clemson (if they go 12-0) due to other teams losing (KSU, Arkansas, Oregon/Stanford at least). If Clemson loses a close one to VT, they'll likely barely fall (no further than #12). Then it's up to who the bowls would like to see in their matchups. It's not likely it falls together like this, but this would be the best opportunity for the ACC to finally prove to be relevant nationally. Of course VT/Clemson would have to show up for the bowls, so it's also a chance to fall further I guess.

That's the dumbest load of crap I ever read (the BCS, not HokieV's analysis). Top 8 teams by final poll--choose whichever one you want--play each other in a playoff. Period.

The at-large bids are all going to hinder on the conference championships, especially considering the PAC-12 and B1G will have their first this year.

The last AT-LARGE bid will most likely be a battle between PAC-12, B1G, and the ACC, since the SEC and Big-12 will most likely have 2 teams in.

Conference championship scenarios are too early to predict, but it will basically boil down to 1)was there an upset and thus a team such as ASU or MSU steals the AT-LARGE bid 2) if no upset, who is the best 1 or 2 loss team.

I don't think VT will be the best 2 loss team, with Stanford and Oregon both looking strong in the PAC-12. It doesn't help that the Cardinal and Ducks are in the same conference and thus only one of them will be in the conference championship.

VT has 2 ways into the BCS: 1) win the ACCCG 2) end the season with 2 losses and watch the epic collapse of OSU, Stanford, Oregon, and Wisconsin each having 3 losses. If VT loses to GT and doesn't play in the ACCCG, VT will probably also need GT, K-state and Nebraska to lose 3 games as well.

It's pretty much Orange Bowl or bust. Clemson has a much better shot at the AT-LARGE, as a 1-loss Clemson is probably only beat by a 1-loss Stanford and 1-loss Wisoconsin.

This picture was obviously taken before Duke handed BC a loss....

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