Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments

God this is so fucking boring. Bama/Clemson umpteen and a 127-way race for third place.

They have a great sound, but after exploring their stuff, I find I like their covers more than their originals. That's really common with small indie bands, and if they hooked up with the right producer I think they could make it. That lead singer alone could carry most bands. It just seems like he shows off more on covers.

Does anyone know if Pollard, Crawford or Kendricks also plans to enroll early? We need to get all the DTs we can into the S&C and nutrition program ASAP.

If we're looking for a legit all time list, there's no way Hunter Carpenter doesn't make our Rushmore. Also Frank Loria.

Yeah, all the novelty scotch is going to be blended, just because it's way cheaper to produce.

Most of the frustration I've heard comes from the fact that he's coaching NDSU through the playoffs, and thus will miss the early signing period for KState. All the response to the actual hire has been positive.

No, but I've got #sauces that say he still shits himself and goes fetal anytime he hears the intro to Enter Sandman.

680 The Fan in Atlanta reporting GT has offered Ken Whisenhunt the head job. Oh please, Santa, you don't have to give me anything else this year.

Fantastic analysis as always, but you lost me right here:

Willis has to be consistent in finding that one-on-one matchup, and Cornelsen has to provide Willis and his talented receivers chances to win those battles for this offense to take the next step.

This offense will never take the next step, because there is zero chance Willis is the starter next season.

As busy as John Krasinski is, I just can't see him going back to the Office. Especially when he's made it a point that he doesn't want to get pigeon holed as Jim Halpert in his career.

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