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ASU's beaten Wisconsin and put up a ton of points on USC's defense which has played well in every other game. Their two losses were to Stanford and ND, which are respectable losses. ASU may actually be good.
The best part is a few years back, LOLUVa claimed this accolade!
I will flip out and send in a ton of # 25 point challenges.
The reality is, as long our Front-7 does its job, the secondary has a much easier day. It's Exum time!
FWIW St. Germain was not the starting long snapper for the last game or two...Eddie D'Antuono was long snapper on punts, but then started snapping on kicks as well.
Unfortunately I couldn't embed the video. You'll get a good chuckle out of this one regarding LOLUVA's 2013 season
don't give up so easily man. Stadium floodlights can have mechanical louvers attached to them that can reduce light by up to 85%, more if they have a surrounding blinder. How do you think they turn lights on and off during games for half time shows and those kind of things. Your idea could easily be a reality. And it's a good one. Have another turkey leg good sir.
They should do orange helmets that are designed to look lie Pumpkins!!
This one made me chuckle...
Andy,
If you were eye candy like Laura, you probably wouldnt get any grief from any readers! Great work, seriously though. - See more at: http://blogs.roanoke.com/andybittervirginiatechfootball/2013/10/25/five-...
wait, ...whaa?? This is certainly news to me.
Wonder what will actually happen with KF17. Questionable means 50/50 (Facyson is doubtful, which means 75% chance he won't play...plus its a concussion). I hope he plays...selfishly...as we can't overlook dook. But as remember last year, he's a gustsy player who will play through pain (which hurt his effectiveness). His health down the stretch is very important!
Save the Environment. Use a Bidet.

We are talking about washing our mouth out right?
EDIT: Posted in Wrong Bitter Blog Thread.
Great article once again Andy
In response to Duke's Cutcliffe winning games, Andy responds:
a lot of Duke's ACC wins under Cutcliffe have come against Virginia, which isn't exactly a measuring stick game. If the Blue Devils start knocking off some of the upper tier teams in the league, I'll take them more seriously.
hahaha... Bitter Burn on the LOLUVA is GOLD

Requirement for basically everything on this thread:

for my boundary layer theory class, i learned early on that regardless of what mess of units the professor decided to use, I would always switch to metric--solve the problem, then convert to the necessary units. It was much easier that way. Metric ftw.
No not a fuller!! Good thing we have another one.
VT CB Brandon Facyson (head) listed as doubtful, CB Kyle Fuller (groin) questionable vs. Duke. Antone Exum expected back -- good timing!— ESPN ACC (@ESPN_ACC) October 24, 2013
This is possibly one of the best stories I've heard. It shits on my story about pokey sticks anyway
I was at a rugby party and Kevin Jones shows up drunk. The rugby guys convinced him to tackle me (I was in crutches) and I flipped a judo move and ended up on top of him. When he and his roommate left, they took me with them and we drove around talking, looking for the Gumbys delivery car. KJ hopped out and said, "do you know who I am?"
Pizza guy was like, "shit, yes!"
KJ was like, "so what's up with those Pokey Sticks?"
Pizza guy, "Man, they're yours!"
So we ate Pokey Sticks and Demetrius and KJ tried talking me into joining Kappas.
It was the greatest Hokie night of my life.

Hokie Bird needs a big push today. Split is The Big Red Blob 51- Hokie Bird 49 right now.
Breakfast of champions.

Anyone know where we rank in terms of turnovers (margin)? I am sure its out there on the interwebs, but I'm not sure where to start looking. I have a co-worker who is a Mich St Alum that is tossing around the claim that the Spartans have the best defense in the country based solely on the yards per game allowed and I need some ammo. Thanks.