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Does this count since it was in a downpour, fam?
What exactly are you doing to that turkey???
If we're getting into movies that should never have been made, A Serbian Film is right up there.
...practically?
Favorite candy: Reese's Pieces or Sixlets.
Favorite horror movie:

This movie fucked with my head when I saw it. I think it's the closest we'll ever get to seeing a Hollywood adaptation of Lovecraft.
Blair Witch wasn't the first found footage horror film, but it was ahead of its time with its viral marketing. They really blurred the lines on whether it was "real" or not. I remember watching "Curse of the Blair Witch" on the SciFi channel before the movie premiered in theaters. It was an hour long mockumentary TV special that was just 100% backstory of how the footage was supposedly found in rural Maryland. They even did a convoluted backstory on how and where the tapes were "found" that was logically impossible, to up the supernatural angle. The movie itself was okay, but the experience of the movie coming coming out is probably something I'll never experience again.
Maybe not for long. Premiere ratings were down 40% vs the season 7 premiere.
Fantastic write-up. This makes me understand the value of the rip move the same way your write-up on GT's flexbone all those years ago made me understand why that offense is so hard to defend. Top notch analysis.
I would suggest, maybe compare notes with which plays Mason is including in his film review. He covered the Walker scoop and score and how close to a big UNC play it was in his writeup, and it felt like I was just rereading what he wrote.
If FSU misses a bowl, that fan base is gonna go levels of insane heretofore only witnessed in theoretical models.
A point for every scholarship UNC should have lost.
Frank please stay in the box the rest of the game just to shut Tuberville up.
Yeah there is. Fuck these cheating assholes and the complicit NCAA. We aren't halfway to what I want us to drop on these fucks.
Yeah I'm super frustrated by three straight TD drives. Rabble rabble rabble.
/s
How many offensive series have we had?
Fuck Tommy Tuberville with a cactus.
I still rock out in my RMFW t-shirt. Nobody in the Midwest as any idea what the hell it means, but I still wear it proudly.
So would Jesus Christ and Bear Bryant. I think they've got about the same odds of landing any of the three.
I like them. Hopefully when we debut a maroon version, we keep the orange around the neck and sleeves. That would look sharp.
Vastly prefer these to the orange domes.
I would watch the shit out of a GIFtory of Joe eating breakfast, paying bills, going to Costco, drinking a beer... Just a normal Saturday at the Lanza residence.
Capacity 65,326. Smaller than Lane Stadium.
Where would they set up for Game Day at Miami? On campus or at Hard Rock Stadium? The logistics of not playing your games on your own campus have to be infuriating.
r/CFB says it's a false report
Fuck Matt Ryan.

I honestly don't understand the thought process that led to them keeping the ad campaign but switching actors. How did they think this was gonna go?