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I think you're right, but damn...I'm worried. I really want the Hokies to stomp the doo doo out of the Heels. I was miserable after this game last year. Living in the neighborhood and all.
Yes! Yes goddamnit, yes!!
The only politics we should be concerned with are the politics that concern Tech Atheletics (specifically our football team) IMHO.
masterson...I heard that! Quit with the playing around on the interwebz and get me some coffee.
-hokiemasterson's boss
I hear you, brother.
It's just that the Hokie offense actually did pretty good in Chapel Hill last year, but the Heels offense knocked the D down, took the lunch pail and ate their lunch while they had to watch. Also, I think the Heels offense vs the Hokies defense is a much more dangerous matchup, even after the ECU grease fire.
Bud assures everyone he's not allowing complacency

Tackle my boss.
I don't know if this qualifies as a "pie monster", but it looks like it would simultaneously fill your belly and crush your soul with stupefying hopelessness.

#teamCthulu
We have the best defense in the nation and that's a huge difference between this year's team and last year's. We'll be fine just as long as Logan and the offense don't shit the bed. Any motivational speeches need to be directed to that group. Maybe instead of being worried that our defense will hear all the praise (that it deserves), we should hope our offense hears/reads all the negativity about them in the media (that it deserves). Maybe fire that side of the ball up a bit.
Last week was much better but the offense isn't out of the doghouse yet.
I think the staff and players learned their lesson from last year.
Butterscotch (read: sugar) pie! #TeamPie
Parents are from upstate and I will concur with New York having the best apples.
ESPN will hire anyone!
This kid is great. Every pre game is complete dumpster heave of empty threats. Best part is the crow segments. I do like how we got beat so bad by Bama, but yet their loss to ECU not so bad. He does look like he wants to cry after the ECU game lol
Hoping for something different than last years unis for the maroon effect.
White lids, maroon shirt, white pants.
Hoping for #ALLMAROONEVERYTHING
Someone please post the "that escalated quickly" ASAP!
Exactly, like a pep rally in words.. Good stuff
Turkey leg for the Croatoan citation. "Croatoa" consequently is generally referred to as the gurgling, croak sound that escapes the chests of middle linebackers that attempt to meet Sam Rogers at the line of scrimmage. Croatoa is commonly accompanied with snot bubbles and concussion.
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I cant help it that i have mammoth thumbs!!!!!
Im ready to go tackle somebody after reading this!
So are you saying one of our young QBs is gonna get kicked out for doing something dumb clear across the state?
I hope not...
I actually want to see a little #TWOWAYFACYSON see what he can do!
I think Riley is the real deal (not that I'd be happy to see any of our guys go down). On many D1 teams I think he would start, and on most (all?!?) he wouldn't be the 5th CB (as he is now assuming Exum is and stays healthy).
He should provide quality depth for several years, and maybe even start if we keep going with three CBs on the field so often.

#TeamCake. During our time at VT, my roommate and I used to make triple-decker sheet cakes. Why you ask? Because cake is awesome.
Especially with 2 layers of icing between whole layers of cake.
That's why.